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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 21:48
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News of The World reporters were bloody glad when phone hacking became possible
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 22:17
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What the Government didn't want you to see, London 2012 Olympics ring of steel outer defences secretly photographed..
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 22:28
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The first ear wax remover was a failure.
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 22:32
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 22:33
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.......What?
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 22:37
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I, Vladimir Putin, shall suck all the world's knowledge into my head....
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 22:48
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The Press corp set up a telescopic listening post outside the Middleton home in preparation for the arrival or Prince William.



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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 06:15
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Before AWACS it was EarWACS.
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 07:04
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"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, over".
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 08:16
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Things get very serious in the search to answer that age-old question - 'who farted?'
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 08:34
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Early testing of the WalkMan product encounters issues with portability...
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 10:05
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The paparazzi are out in full force as the news of Harry's poker game is leaked
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 11:13
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A QFI (who suffers from OCD) makes sure his solo student still recites his Downwind Checks
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 11:30
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SETI budget cuts.

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"You shouldn't have pointed it into wind, that's not snot coming out your nostrils."
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 14:03
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Hoskins upon his retirement as a Chinook Pilot tests his MOD designed Ear Trumpet.
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 14:14
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Cor ! ... look at the Bazookas on that ! ... pause, adjusts glasses ... sorry Male operator !
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Intel reveals Scotish listening post.
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 16:59
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Promises to blow Busters mind were finally coming to fruition when he was hooked up to a pair of surplus shuttle rocket motors.
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Proof positive of how low tech detected the F117 over Kosovo

or on a similar vein

Befoe NORAD how Santa was tracked by detecting engine exhaust noise
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Old 23rd Dec 2012, 19:14
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Madonna was still worried that her latest adopted child was not taking in the milk.
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