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Old 20th Dec 2012, 06:58
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I'm so pleased you've offered to round up that buch of reprobates who are running a caption competition on PPRuNe about me. Just make sure you take NutLoose, Buster, F3WMB and Mr Gruntpuddock alive


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Old 20th Dec 2012, 07:15
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Contrary to what William told me ... you guys don't smell that bad
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 07:16
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All of you and me in the back of a truck ... how very dare you !
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 07:25
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Grandma-in-Law says I'm to become CinC of the Irish Guards ... do you know if Alexander McQueen does a nice line of designer combat fatigues ?

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Old 20th Dec 2012, 07:47
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Oh Sergeant ... you can add that chap CoffmanStarter to the PPRuNe round-up list ... but bring him to me in chains !


(yes please ...)
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 09:33
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Sqaud! Eyes front! - I said FRONT Gunner Thomas

or

Maam if I may just confirm that your left one is slightly larger than the right...

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Yes I have to move my hair away just like this before I approach Will's Chopper!
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 09:47
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Trooper in the middle: "I'll have what she's having!"
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 09:57
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So let's get this right, we all throw our house keys into a beret?
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 11:48
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Stop sniggering Private...she said blow dry!
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 11:52
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"So that's why they call you Crap Hats, how funny is that?"

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Old 20th Dec 2012, 18:27
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"Wills likes to grab my hair and ride me like a Polo pony!"
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 18:33
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You'll have to forgive Private Blodwin behind you looking Grumpy, he was all excited when he heard a Middleton was visiting, but having seen your bum he realises you're no Pippa..

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Wow, wait till I tell the wife you showed me your ring..



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Old 20th Dec 2012, 19:22
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yeah? Touch me and I'll have your head.
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 19:30
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...and this is my Billy Connelly impersonation. Windswept and interesting
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Four you say?! Sounds fun!! Well, I'm only small, but let's see what I can do...
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Old 20th Dec 2012, 22:31
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Trooper in the middle used to play Gridiron...

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Old 20th Dec 2012, 22:49
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Yes there is a draught; but the itinery said 09.30 G.O.Commando.
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Old 21st Dec 2012, 07:20
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Nurse the screens please ... Mr Hyman's medication is wearing off again
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This little number, I ran it up myself, onces One had removed all the bling off this item I found lying about, the rest was easy..


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Old 21st Dec 2012, 08:12
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"Oh, terribly versatile! I've got one in at the moment actually..."
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