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Old 9th Dec 2012, 14:16
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I know the JP5 had "santex" type material painted on the wing leading edge at the tips to warn of stall onset ... but this is ridiculous
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Old 9th Dec 2012, 18:19
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What happens when the painter misses the "no" in the "no push" warning notice
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 02:55
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"Ha ha...that was funny Bill...okay, turn the anti-ice back on..."
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 06:18
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Chinese fans go wild when John Travolta tries to leave after his Far East tour ... sadly they all contract Saturday Night Fever after standing ankle deep in water for hours
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 07:52
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Preparations for the new chairman's water-skiing display get underway but shouldn't they be launching the jet-boat?
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 08:18
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Chinese authorities, buoyed by the successful removal of the block of flats from the middle of a freeway, decide to try their hand at turning the Yangtze river into an airport.
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 09:03
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No, no - lads! When I said "We've got to stop the aquaplane", this isn't what I meant!"
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 09:06
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"Holding."
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 09:21
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Leading edge chock technology.

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Low, low, low your Bombardier, gentry down the stweem.
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 09:45
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Brakes fail warning light.....deploying Flintstone brakes....
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 10:15
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I knew it was a mistake to allow Boris Johnson to build an airport in the Thames Estuary
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 11:21
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Impressed with their cost saving measures and amphibious operations Michael O'leary decided to let Shandong airlines become a subsidiary of Ryan Air
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 11:28
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Can you smell fuel?
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 11:30
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'China's Got Talent' features their version of Riverdance.
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 11:42
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With a population of 1,344,130,000, China in an effort to find employment for the population trial the worlds first Human arrester barrier.
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 11:44
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Oxford believe they now have a sporting chance at winning the Boat Race next year
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 11:49
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Piranha ! Piranha ! Piranha ! ... No No ... the call is Mayday ! Mayday ! Mayday !
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 11:59
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Shandong Airlines to offer all passengers complimentary Fish Pedicures
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Old 10th Dec 2012, 12:01
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After over-shooting into a cess-pool it wasn't just the navigator who smelled of wee.
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"Should have known better booking tickets on a Chinese LCC of all things. When I was getting off I thought the hostie said 'Now you please watch the plane.."
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