Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

I dont believee it!!

The plan was that Top Gear would run this 35t tank over a 500Kg caravan in a funny Sunday night jape, but guess what won!!

[airborne_artist]

"I told them that enlisting women in the Royal Armoured Corps was a bad idea .."

[RJC]

"I believe the new fire-by-wire systems iPhone app needs some more work"

[albatross]

"Problem sorted! I see the tow truck coming up the street".

[SteveCox]

Yeah, it just stopped dead in front of me and now there's sixteen of them claiming whiplash injuries.

Or

They tell me a bit of T-cut and it will polish out.

[Temp Spike]

....I don't know what it was....but it's coming your way....

[albatross]

You get my vote for that one Temp Spike!
"....I don't know what it was....but it's coming your way...."

[CoffmanStarter]

Dave ... your Military Think Tank initiative ... it's well and truly bu99ered this time

[ACW599]

"No, there wasn't a puncture repair kit supplied with it".

[Neptunus Rex]

Charges under the Road Traffic Act are trumped by those of the Fashion Police.

[Kiltrash]

'ere Sarge, there is a traffic warden saying that he doesn't care if it has broken down, I cant leave it on a red route

or

ere sarge, That A10 that just came past was being flown by Clive from the last PPRuNe caption contest, damm Blue on Blue because of his eyesight

[Donkey497]

" Sarge? Yeah, it's me ....... You know when you volunteered me to try the new tank ejector seat......? Oh, yeah, worked a treat, 100% - not a scratch on me. There might be a couple of tweaks needed though, but see for yourself when you bring the wrecker down."

[622]

Boss, we've found you phone......yes, we did have to remove some of the trim to get to it!

[CoffmanStarter]

No mum I didn't pass ... something about not exercising "due care and attention" to other road users

[Buster Hyman]

"F**K ME! That airbag packs a punch!"

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"....I know at the last medical, our tank commander was ordered to lose some weight"

[WhiteOvies]

yes, we're claiming for 3 Breitlings, 2 laptops, I've got my phone but the driver and gunner both had IPhones which are missing....

[Canadian Break]

OK, who let the woman drive? (Standing by for incoming!)

[ShyTorque]

"Morning Sarge, I've just driven over a speed bump at 30 mph and you'll never guess what happened!"

[Danny42C]

..........No, it's the pointy end that you should have shoved in the breech first, Seamus..........