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Old 17th Nov 2012, 20:19
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 20:49
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 20:54
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We'd better forget the Cough-man Starter Sir, Try internal power.
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 21:29
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"And that laddie was 12G."
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 21:32
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"when they said they were getting rid of the retention scheme and we were to be indentured, I just thought it was a terminology change"
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 21:35
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"Excuse me Sir, Buster would like his teeth and glasses back"
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 21:38
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"Trust me sir, with those in Italian air traffic will understand every word you say"
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 21:48
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"It's time to retire. I'm just too long in the tooth...."
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 22:03
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I thought they said "Top Gum" training!
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 22:11
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 22:16
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So THAT's the difference between positive and negative G?
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 22:19
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 22:20
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 22:22
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"Yes, that new Arreshtor Thystem worth jusht fine thankthyou."
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 22:36
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Nah, I flew Spits the first time around.
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 23:16
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"That was some weekend with the Navy, but Never and I mean Never climb in the barrel"
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 23:56
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Testicles. Spectacles, (helmet) Fleece and Teeth, Checklist complete

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Old 18th Nov 2012, 00:06
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Well having the teeth loose is bad but it is still better then what happened to NutLoose
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 00:33
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Capt to Maj: It sure would be cool to have a sharks mouth painted on the airplane

Maj to Lt Col: Sir, the boys think that we need something to make our airplanes distinctive, something predatory and visually arresting

Lt Col to Col: Sir, the last officers moral sub committee report indicated a desire among 67% of the respondents for a means to visually distinguish the squadron aircraft. Informal discussion during the facilitated focus group indicated some sort of toothy metaphor resonated in the discussion circle

Col to BGen: Sir you will be pleased to note that I have carefully listened to the flight crews and have given direction on the implementation of the new
SDI (Squadron distinctive identifier)

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Old 18th Nov 2012, 03:57
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There are old pilots and bold pilots but no old and bold pilots.....or is there???
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