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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 06:32
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Frank thought the afternoon rehearsal for the annual firework display was going really well, but then again...
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 06:36
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"I told him not to fart after drinking rocket fuel all night."

Or:

"Yeah, yeah, nice rocket. Is that Kate sunbathing over there?"

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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 09:18
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"Skipper to Crew ... so which one of you clowns jettisoned the lav with the AEO in it again !"

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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 11:48
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"Here Bert, look at that guy over there, does he not understand what smart casual means"..
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 16:00
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Australian anti Santa missile brigade report mission accomplished.

Never again the overhype, rip off bar$teward spoiling the barbie
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 17:23
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Whoever had superglued the eyepieces on the binos was seriously in the ****.
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 18:27
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"Look... can you see it, over there in the distance, another picture that is easier to put a caption too"

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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 18:30
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Nice shooting, that's another of Busters golfballs we have hit.
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 19:54
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Looks like one of Nut's Screws came Loose
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 20:43
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The Red Arrow's paint scheme on their brand-new F-35's didn't quite have the same visual impact as the old Hawks.
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 21:16
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Abu Hamza's deportation flight was going really well until he got his hook caught in the rear exit door.
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Old 2nd Oct 2012, 22:11
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Judging at the newly developed X-games sport of synchronised sky diving was proving more difficult than planned

Or

The 21st century version of clay pigeon shooting, using somewhat larger clays and SAMs, was proving a popular, if noisy, spectator sport
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Old 3rd Oct 2012, 00:21
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BA decided to get really tough with passengers found smoking in the toilets.
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Old 3rd Oct 2012, 02:14
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"Good thing God gave us Ears.....else wise Buster would have to cut peep holes in his Hat."
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Old 3rd Oct 2012, 07:14
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Bang Bang and Bang ... My triple barrel shotgun always catches out the Phesant that can count
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Old 3rd Oct 2012, 07:18
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Bloody Nora it's Aurora
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Old 3rd Oct 2012, 07:23
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It's nearly panto season ... so let's try ...

"It's Behind You"
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Old 3rd Oct 2012, 07:38
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BEagle get's the fright of his life when he fires up his Weber BBQ as someone had secretly converted it to propane

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Old 4th Oct 2012, 05:46
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Nothing to see here, move along...
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Old 4th Oct 2012, 06:31
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F/O to Captain "Um....did you just hear a bang?"
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