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I said strip down your guns, not strip down and guns..
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"Ok Marines, unfortunately we haven't been able to acquire a barrel out here, but as you can see I have managed to acquire a nice camp bed, At future roll calls you shall respond with Monday.. Tuesday.. Wednesday.. Thursday.. Friday.. and Saturday all present and ready Sir, Sunday will of course remain a day of rest".
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"it's official, we're using shock and awe tactics, and you have been selected for the first shock wave."
Avoid imitations
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"Right you lot - who was it? As if having a negligent discharge wasn't bad enough, whoever did it has wiped it on the flysheet!"
Standing outside the base cat house the awed British troopers realize the only appropriate response to the Canadian platoon coming out is a respectful salute and the realization that they could never "measure up" 
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"We know it was you, the last comment was they saw six arseh*les running away from the scene"
Or
In my best Captain Mainwaring voice..
"Don't worry men, I have just been onto HQ and they have informed me we will soon be issued with Reservist Armbands and the rest of our kit will arrive as and when it becomes available."
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In my best Captain Mainwaring voice..
"Don't worry men, I have just been onto HQ and they have informed me we will soon be issued with Reservist Armbands and the rest of our kit will arrive as and when it becomes available."
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Rescued from page two, one thinks this one has run its course...
Barely revealing himself in Third Place: CoffmanStarter with
Letting it all hang out in Second Place: Dunky with
But(t) this week's Full Frontal First Place: toptobottom with
Take it away ....(or should that be "Put it away, NOW!")
Nah ... we don't shoot blanks around here mate !
"Well, it would look big, when you look at it through a SUSAT".
The 'Calendar Boys' story wasn't fooling anyone. Not with those socks...
