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Old 30th Aug 2012, 21:24
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43 Squadron lives on........
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Old 30th Aug 2012, 21:30
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Second from left.... " Ahh sh*t the working parts have just gone fwd"





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Old 30th Aug 2012, 21:45
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'Sergeant, when the troops complained about the living conditions, and you told them to "grin and bear it", they seem to have taken it as an order'.
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Old 30th Aug 2012, 21:53
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after a day on the practice range the squad felt a distinct burning sensation down below when they saluted.
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 00:29
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"My Father's the Prince of Wales"
"No. My Father's the Prince of Wales"
"No, my Father's the Prince of Wales......"
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 01:02
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Are those Heckler and Cocks?
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 04:59
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Saluting without headress? A disgrace to the uniform that they aren't wearing.

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Old 31st Aug 2012, 06:52
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Cock Hook and Look !
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 09:18
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The 'Calendar Boys' story wasn't fooling anyone. Not with those socks...
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 09:59
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Private Jones, the right marker, was ruing his 'shortened barrel' version when it came to a display of firepower...
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 10:13
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Privates nearly on parade ...
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 10:24
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Owing to a shortage of cleaning wad troops are forced to find other ways of performing their daily barrel "pull through" routine
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 11:00
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Smithers, I don't think this is what is meant by a long arm inspection....
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 11:08
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I have no live rounds, empty cases, misfires or underpants in my possession, Sir
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 11:14
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21st century gender politics meant broadening the scope of the Miss World competition, but the customary declaration that all they wanted was World Peace didn't come easily to some of the new candidates.
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 12:27
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"Sah'nt Major isnt it customary for the privates on parade to stand to attention when they salute an officer ...of whatever gender?"

.."if this was the Navy sah, they would be!"
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 16:31
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Private Widdle ... you are improperly dressed again ... turquoise socks on parade indeed !
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 16:39
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All we need now is a snooker table and a few jager bombs to round off the night !
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 17:22
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"Well, it would look big, when you look at it through a SUSAT".
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Old 31st Aug 2012, 17:48
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This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun.
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