Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"Nutloose is winning far too many caption competitions - get him, lads!"
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Stop, stop, STOP!!!! That's it...don't move...we've got a clear picture for X factor now.
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All together now...We all live in a yellow Po-lice state, a yellow po-lice state, a yellow po-lice state...
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Get away from my Tardis you bitch!
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All together now...We all live in a yellow Po-lice state, a yellow po-lice state, a yellow po-lice state...
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Get away from my Tardis you bitch!
The Medic's Statement in court was "Your Honour, I was simply doing my duty. I had smeared my baton with Antiseptic Cream, and I was just applying it to the now deceased man's wounds."
PC Williams reminded investigators of the Plod's rules re handcuffing....while noting he was merely conforming to Unit Procedures when filmed in last Friday's Dole Office Disbursement Hours protest.
The Old Bill rules for hand cuffing suspects.
Rule One...Hand cuff all unconscious suspects.
Rule Two...Refer to Rule One.
"I wuz just doing my duty Guv!" He was heard to say.
The Old Bill rules for hand cuffing suspects.
Rule One...Hand cuff all unconscious suspects.
Rule Two...Refer to Rule One.
"I wuz just doing my duty Guv!" He was heard to say.
Red On, Green On
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"If you say "Barrier up, barrier down" one more time you're going to feel the thick end of my truncheon, Sonny Jim."
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