Caption competition

[Runaway Gun]

"OK, OK, I'm VERY sorry that I called you an Army pilot. Now PLEASE let go!"

[St Johns Wort]

Of course you can have the Merlin's.

[snafu]

Navy Lynx?? Ahhh, yes...line 54 on spreadsheet 43, I remember now.

[CoffmanStarter]

"I say, I look a bit of a 'B'anker wearing this Crombie ... could one of you chaps rustle me up a smart set of flying overalls so I can look the part"

[Canadian WokkaDoctor]

How do-you-do, it's a pleasure for you to meet me, I'm sure!

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[Goprdon]

Those RAF chappies said I would be meeting some fishheads in growbags but you chaps look fairly normal.

[Dan Gerous]

"Yes, I'm sure it's a great little helicopter, but I really only came to see the Chinooks?"

or

"A pleasure meeting you, but I really must dash. I'm off for a jolly on an E3, and if I don't get there quick, the barstewards will nab all the mars bars".

or

"Ah, your the sniper chappy who was on the Team GB shooting squad until we needed some cheap security cover. Can't you do both from the cab door?"

[NutLoose]

"Don't worry Sir, he may be in the Regiment, but we have sown his sleeves to his jacket pockets, so he is harmless".

[Buster Hyman]

"Yes, I'm here for the Golden Rivet. Have you seen the price of gold these days? Every little bit counts of course..."

[CoffmanStarter]

Ahhh ... You're after the Golden Rivet Sir ... hang on a mo while I spool up the Lynx and I'll show you where to stick your hand to claim it

[airborne_artist]

OK, so I've met some guys from the Royal Air Force and some from the Royal Navy, but no-one from the Royal Army so far?

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I think my predecessor would be more interested in seeing the Gold Rivet.

[Buster Hyman]

"Berets? You must be from the French Navy.... WEL-COME TO BRIT-TAIN!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Shaking hands with a Politician ... I best count my fingers !

[CoffmanStarter]

No ... no ... old chap ... being issued with a P45 refers to some very hush hush personal technology coming soon that will make all our troops invisible to any enemy ... an absolutely wizard idea from our Back Room chaps ... trust me on this ... I'm a Politician.

[squeaker]

Did you put that Superglue in the CO's nasal spray?

[simon brown]

Yeah the last t**t called Hammond he shook hands with thought he could fly a chopper too...this one does the chopping

[Cows getting bigger]

"Sorry about the crab, sir."

"That's fine sailor, I have some ointment."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"...and you are?...."

"Without an aircraft carrier and redundant in two months." "Sir"

[squeaker]

"What a splendid chopper!"
"Er..not really, Sir, just these overalls are a bit small.."

[Canadian WokkaDoctor]

(Thinks to himself - he looks much shorter on TV). Pleasure to meet you too Mr Hammond................now, if you could introduce me to The Stig I'd really be impressed!
CWD