Caption competition
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Is that a question or an entry Buster? 
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"Damn whats that smell?.... Ohh sorry, i have connected the hoses to my colostomy bag and not the filter".....
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"Remember you're a Womble....."
Ok...Judging time is here..
Runner up is toptobottom with:
Nope - I can still smell the garlic...
But this weeks winner is airborne artist
"Until you give up smoking this is as close as you are getting".
Over to you and well done.
Runner up is toptobottom with:
Nope - I can still smell the garlic...
But this weeks winner is airborne artist
"Until you give up smoking this is as close as you are getting".
Over to you and well done.
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I'm honoured even to be mentioned in the same breath as my very old friend toptobottom.
So here's something topical gents. Do your best to find a suitable caption for this picture taken two days ago at Waddington. Full story here.
So here's something topical gents. Do your best to find a suitable caption for this picture taken two days ago at Waddington. Full story here.
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Philip Hammond: "Well, Lt Cdr, a very impressive show, but I really must suggest you get this RAF chap to show you Navy types how to wear a beret properly".
Commander, in background: "Mmmm, beret, now where did I put my beret?"
Commander, in background: "Mmmm, beret, now where did I put my beret?"
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Got it, now all I need to do is manage to flick this bogie onto the back of his head..
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"Is it my hands that are clammy or yours?"..
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"Blimey mate, your brave turning your back on a fellow Sailor, he is already pondering where to insert his digit".
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"Is it my hands that are clammy or yours?"..
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"Blimey mate, your brave turning your back on a fellow Sailor, he is already pondering where to insert his digit".
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"You know if we stood a bit closer Lt Cdr, we wouldn't have to bend over to shake hands, or is this a Navy tradition?"
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"Hello, were a bit of a way from the Sea Lt Cdr, did we get lost? I see the RAF have thoughtfully provided you with a Navigator to assist you finding your way home"
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"Hello, were a bit of a way from the Sea Lt Cdr, did we get lost? I see the RAF have thoughtfully provided you with a Navigator to assist you finding your way home"
"What's a straight guy doing here?"