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Old 6th Feb 2012, 15:05
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Fox3 - I think on a caption contest thread, someone can use a little humour!
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 15:21
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This should keep Buster happy

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Old 6th Feb 2012, 15:45
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The USS Obama sets new standards in recreational facilities for embarked crew members. The Command Master Chief thought this to be a backward step from the days of the USS New York.
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 15:50
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The USS Tiger Woods gave a whole new meaning to the term "playing away from home"
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 16:50
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"Bogie at 12 o'clock!"
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 16:59
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Yes, but recovery from out of bounds can be a bit tricky.

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Greg Normans new course design needs help, a helipad in the rough?
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 17:10
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US Navy's "Go Green" initiative gets under way.....
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 17:28
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Caption Competition winner logs in from 38,000ft to post photo, only to realise he's called Buster Hyman NutLoose. A capital offence, under the prevailing rivalry. I have just one thing to say.

OH BOLLOX
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 17:34
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"When I said we had a weed problem i didn't mean....... "
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 18:10
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What's the sea state number 1?
It's looking a little rough Sir.


Ha ha, next time some politician gets a cob up their arse about Navy pilots using helicopters to go golfing, we can say it was a proper sortie.
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 18:20
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Gives a new meaning to the term foredeck!

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Is there no limit to what Tiger will do to get his balls on the green?
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 18:22
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The good news Captain is that we have shifted all those cars, the bad news.....
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 18:37
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That's just stupid. Where do you operate the jets from? No, seriously. It wouldn't work.
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 18:49
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The captain called in the First Lieutenant to discuss his career development,

"Most forward thinking young officers do not let the grass grow under their feet... Take a look out the window number one and tell me what what you b****y well see!"
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 20:16
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"Dear Mom - the Navy sent sent me on this Lynx course. It's quite challenging, but give it a few more days and I think I'll be OK..."

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"Admiral's on the Radio Sir - apparently, when he instructed you to design and run a Lynx course, this isn't what he had in mind..."




Thought we were waiting for Roadster's piccie?!


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Old 6th Feb 2012, 20:30
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World's largest water hazard!
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 21:09
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...and then Dave said the new Royal Yacht was a perfect way of keeping the second carrier!
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 21:30
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...and if you hear "FORE!!!", run for the bunker and keep your head down...!
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 21:31
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Navy officials quick to deny allegations they have adopted a bunker mentality.
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Old 6th Feb 2012, 22:17
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Caption Competition winner logs in from 38,000ft to post photo, only to realise he's called Buster Hyman NutLoose. A capital offence, under the prevailing rivalry. I have just one thing to say.

OH BOLLOX
I'm pretty sure that it's in the Rules somewhere...

Thought we were waiting for Roadster's piccie?!
Yes...curse you Evil smiley for not conveying my subtle humour accurately whilst I slept!!!!!

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