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Old 8th Jan 2012, 03:26
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SAC(W) Smith was somewhat embarrassed when she realised she'd been cocked more times than the SA80.

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Old 8th Jan 2012, 06:27
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Unfortunately Edna received her redundancy slip slightly after everyone else in her squadron.
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 07:54
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Tracy's patent leather shoes revealed she had finally found a way to join the commando brigade after all.
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 10:37
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"It was only when she followed through that Debbie realised the SWO's labrador had been too much for her."
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 11:10
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Oh God, please be a silent unsmelly one.

Oh surprise surprise, I see that bitch Sharon has got the newest one here.
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 11:53
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This was the bit SAC(W) Smith was looking forward too, fixing bayonets and getting in some serious thrusting...
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 12:42
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The SWO's best made Parade Plan met with the internal need Women have to re-arrange the layout of any area they inhabit.
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 18:23
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Go on...pull my finger !
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 20:46
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Magazines and parades, those recruiting bastards said. I thought I was getting a modelling job!
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 20:51
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Doris was very upset by the suggestion that she had one up the spout.
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 21:08
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The military equivalent of dropping a bar of soap in the showers drew no offers......
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 12:23
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Guns? We don't need no stinking guns...
Oops, sorry - wrong thread..
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 13:25
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Buster:
(FFS ttb...I was swallowing some coffee when I read that! Where do I send the bill?)

Let's call it quits - my scald burns have almost healed after your 'Top Gum' entry a while back...
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Old 9th Jan 2012, 13:46
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Not only had Doris never seen such a big weapon before, she'd never seen one so clean.
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Old 11th Jan 2012, 12:10
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Doris was looking forward to the visual check that there was no round in the chamber.
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Old 11th Jan 2012, 14:41
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Fondling the Rock's gun....she longed for earlier days with the Sniper Lads.
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Old 11th Jan 2012, 15:36
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Note to self: "Don't forget Head & Shoulders".
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Old 12th Jan 2012, 18:02
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Bloody Army litter bugs!
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Old 12th Jan 2012, 18:18
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See? I told you! Mention LGBT equality induction training and they all run away.
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Old 12th Jan 2012, 22:01
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Sandra had to squat down to pick things up, after screws were inserted in her shoulders...
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