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Old 20th Aug 2011, 11:38
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The introduction of the new fully automated computerised potential pilot selection system gave rise to some intriguing results.
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 11:41
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Do you have a licence for your minkey?
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 11:42
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Bubbles felt that the time was right to move on.
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 11:48
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Finally 51 squadron reveal what the big secret was!
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 11:52
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The DCI on same-sex partnerships in the military contained some glaring loopholes.
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 12:28
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Fox 3, Where's My Banana?


Bo-Boom!!!
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 12:57
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The new Prime Minister disembarks to review the troops.
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 13:04
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Due to an error in translation, early soviet fly by wire systems relied heavily on micro chimps
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 13:20
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" I know, I am as baffled as you, the boss definitely said to me he needed to spank the old Monkey, but he didn't seem too impressed when I brought you over"
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 13:44
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Rocks wives always enjoy their gash trips.
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 13:51
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"My God!", said CAS," Do they really expect us to replace pilots with chimps? Where will it end?"
"Cheap as chips, Sir. And they don't know how to PVR", replied AMP
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 14:07
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" You know, I don't mind going into space, but do I have to wear these cut off stockings and suspenders?"

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Navigator Training 101 lesson 3, how to negotiate the aircraft ladder.
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 14:08
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Suitably calmed down, Nutloose returns to the thread....

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Old 20th Aug 2011, 14:11
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"Sorry mate, Buster requested a partner for golf with a par lower than his, and you were the only person on the base that just scraped under".










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Old 20th Aug 2011, 14:21
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"I am not having aircrew that hairy on my Station!"

"He's Navy, Sir"
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 14:24
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Partners for the RAF ball were harder to come by as the years progressed.
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 15:15
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FOI request finally reveals the answer to the JPA conundrum: "Whose stupid idea was this in the first place?"
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 16:25
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MoD, under relentless pressure, finally reveal exit strategy...
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 19:05
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Pay peanuts..........


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After 4 long years of training, Fg Off Simian proudly walks out for his first flight in his dream jet - the Buccaneer

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The Buccaneer is a flying banana that is going to have to fly right down at treetop height - where are we going to get pilots with that kind of experience?
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Old 20th Aug 2011, 19:11
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Okay... So where's the Finch and Mushy Bee's?
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