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Old 29th Jul 2011, 06:29
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Ok...

In 3rd, Runaway gun with:
"That may be the correct grip for a golf club Mr Norman, but you'll have to relax your hands like this to be able to hold these controls."
In 2nd, and just a little irony, is LooseNuts with:
"Yes, I am a Nav, you can tell, I haven't learnt how to lace my boots all the way up yet"
But, the baton for this week goes to OK465 with:
Here it is...a Slazenger 7.
Over to you...
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 11:41
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I came second................... WOW. I didn't expect that one

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Old 29th Jul 2011, 13:00
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I would like to pass the baton to the runner-up, if I may.

All I have are pictures of unclad ladies which would not be appropriate.
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 15:37
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I gave second to Nutloose....
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 16:56
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I gave second to Nutloose....
Buster/LooseNuts - are you sure you guys don't have something crispy to tell us?!

OK464 - let's have an image of an unclad lady while we're waiting
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 19:04
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Oooooooooooohhhhhhh

Ya know it makes sense,

Ok... results next Friday unless it dies a death before then, good luck one and all


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Old 29th Jul 2011, 19:12
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When I've finished the pink icing I'll stick the candles on top.
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 19:14
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"Nearly done sir. Just a couple more minutes with my 'Dyson BrainVac' and you'll officially be on board with the CAA".
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 21:42
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"That is the short management's course done and dusted"
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 22:12
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So many jokes about Officer training where do you start!
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 22:23
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"So I said to my wife: "What are these tampon things for, anyway?"

and she said: "You stick them where the sun don't shine"

So I did...."
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 22:26
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One last time Sir, earplugs in ears, chewing gum in mouth.

Or

Making collars match cuffs.
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Old 29th Jul 2011, 22:34
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RAF Brize Norton comes up with a solution to the local residents lack of sleep problems due to the Hercules engine runs.
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Old 30th Jul 2011, 01:08
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Don't ask,...no really, don't ask!

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Old 30th Jul 2011, 06:43
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"Next time just stick it under the desk like everyone else does."
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Old 30th Jul 2011, 07:49
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Al Qaeda became more sophisticated after the failure of the shoe bomber.

P1
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Old 30th Jul 2011, 07:59
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Yes sir, this is really how one becomes a Vulcan pilot
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"There - that's the C4 plastique all set. Now we light the fuse and that should clear your sinuses..."
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Old 30th Jul 2011, 14:53
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At Madame Tussaud's the William Wales model needed a lot of adjustment before it could be displayed.
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Old 30th Jul 2011, 14:55
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Yeah, I'll get the gum, but if that's a tampon string, I'm outta here!
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