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"PULL UP doooo dooooo dooooo PULL UP doooo dooooo doooooo TERRAIN dooooo dooooo doooo AND T' CRANE doooo doooooo doooo"
Miss Sally Arkwright of Barnsley, Yorkshire selected for the new RAF annunciator voice.
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man pointing.
"If you think this is good, have you seen the man in the background balancing a lamp post on his willie?.."
Miss Sally Arkwright of Barnsley, Yorkshire selected for the new RAF annunciator voice.
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man pointing.
"If you think this is good, have you seen the man in the background balancing a lamp post on his willie?.."
Miss Sally Arkwright of Barnsley, Yorkshire selected for the new RAF annunciator voice.
Would the last person to leave the RAF kindly turn out the lights.
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No, no...you misunderstood. I said it was a Swing Wing aircraft, not a swinging aircraft....
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Cool! We now have a memorial to the RAF AND British engineering!
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Cool! We now have a memorial to the RAF AND British engineering!
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Right then, so your name is May and the other two behind me are called Clarkson and Hammond?
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"And I'm telling you...that's the quickest way back to the hotel. If we leave right now we can grab the passports and then we call the Boss only after we've checked-in at the airport....Simples!"
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"well Barny over ere' was jus' sayin' that 'Chiefy' thought that this job was too delecate and tricky to be left to us minions.....the best part is, 'Chiefy' is still in the cab".
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"...So I jump down and start yelling 'Run for it lads''...and this plank just stands there and wants to know where the hell I'm going?"
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"Boss...Boss...look this'll cheer you up...go on...pull my finger!"
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"Boss...Boss...look this'll cheer you up...go on...pull my finger!"
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"Ok we'll tell it like this,
as we were lifting it, John here was trying to attract Sam the crane drivers attention by shouting "Sam, Sam, Sam", and the next thing we knew the pilot in the cockpit monitoring the operation banged in full right stick and pushed the nose down."
as we were lifting it, John here was trying to attract Sam the crane drivers attention by shouting "Sam, Sam, Sam", and the next thing we knew the pilot in the cockpit monitoring the operation banged in full right stick and pushed the nose down."
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Timmy Tonka Remembered the stories from Grand Uncle Henry Hunter about how back in his day he flew under Tower Bridge, so how hard could this crane jib possibly be?
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So we we almost had it on it's plinth, when some poncy arty-farty burd pulls up and says to my Bert;
"I remember long sublime walks in the Welsh mountains with my father, when suddenly a fighter plane would rip through the sky, and shatter everything. It was so exciting, loud and overwhelming; it would literally take our breath away. The sound would arrive from nowhere, all you would see was a shadow and then the plane was gone."
but by the time we'd figgered-out WTF she was on about, Bert had lost it.......
"I remember long sublime walks in the Welsh mountains with my father, when suddenly a fighter plane would rip through the sky, and shatter everything. It was so exciting, loud and overwhelming; it would literally take our breath away. The sound would arrive from nowhere, all you would see was a shadow and then the plane was gone."
but by the time we'd figgered-out WTF she was on about, Bert had lost it.......