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Old 15th Feb 2011, 10:55
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"Hey Chuck, we better head back to base, according to this email you are no longer in the USAF"........
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Old 15th Feb 2011, 11:36
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Sorry...sorry...luvs....now your line was "I'm gonna hit the brakes and let him fly right by!"...Yes? Then I'm supposed to say...."You're going to do WHAT?"...Ok...got it now....let's go again ok luvs!
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Old 18th Feb 2011, 10:03
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Mav....let me know when the Caption Comp's done will you? I'll just have a flick through this while I'm waiting...
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Old 19th Feb 2011, 15:34
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Nav, I picked it out especially for you, it's pictures only so you will be able to read it.
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Old 19th Feb 2011, 17:07
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Objects in the rear view mirror may appear bored
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Old 19th Feb 2011, 18:09
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While waiting for the in-flight movie to start, Mav had already decided to get two jumbo toblerones and an inflatable F-15 from the trolley dolly's 'Sky Shop'

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Old 19th Feb 2011, 18:48
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Let's see:
"Missile aiming"
"Missile arming"
"Missile launching"
Ah here it is!:” Missile warning, anti-aircraft, radar guided"
Hang on a sec! There is:" Missile warning, anti-aircraft, heat seeking" too.
Hey Mav - Which light did you say was on?

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Old 19th Feb 2011, 20:09
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"The goddam manual doesn't say anything about TACAN. It just says we get the error message because the speed camera database is out of date".
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Old 19th Feb 2011, 21:18
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Look, I have read the God-damn manual through 4 times now and nowhere in it do I see any reference to me carrying your bags!!!
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Old 19th Feb 2011, 21:21
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Look, I don't mind flying as your backseater, but why the heck do I have to have the black and yellow cup holder attached to MY helmet?
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Old 19th Feb 2011, 21:24
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San Tropez looks nice...
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Old 19th Feb 2011, 21:55
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Says here that 8 days is too long for a Caption Comp light to be on.
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 09:23
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OK, for sheer dedication to aviation related humour:

In 3rd place - Nutloose - for:

Nav, I picked it out especially for you, it's pictures only so you will be able to read it.

In 2nd place - Nutloose for :

Look, I have read the God-damn manual through 4 times now and nowhere in it do I see any reference to me carrying your bags!!!

And the winner - Nutloose for:

Look, I don't mind flying as your backseater, but why the heck do I have to have the black and yellow cup holder attached to MY helmet?

So the winner is ........................................
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 09:54
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Damnit! Didn't put enough in!

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Old 20th Feb 2011, 10:50
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So, it's quantity and not quality then?!
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 14:35
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I thank you, I thank you and erm I thank you....... Blimey!!!

Damnit! Didn't put enough in!
Keep up the Golfing Greg.....

So, it's quantity and not quality then?!


As per usual scoring next Friday, here we go, another from the excellent selection on Patricksaviationdotcom, hope it's new to you all.


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Old 20th Feb 2011, 14:42
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"Oh, do keep up!"
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 15:19
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These bloody physical fitness tests are getting right up my nose !!!
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 16:04
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"Well, it was *his* idea to recreate that scene from Call of Duty Black Ops" . . .
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 16:09
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Not to be outdone by the Army, the RAF decided on it's own method of informing some aircrew of their selection for redundancy.
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