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Old 11th Dec 2010, 17:43
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An honour indeed!
Here's my effort.....

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Old 11th Dec 2010, 22:00
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Long gone are the days when all a Cavalry man needed was a pistol & one bullet to show some mercy...
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Old 11th Dec 2010, 23:18
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And then the helicopter says..."Call that a gun?"

or

"Own up to who owns the big hat or the Chopper gets it!"
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 04:42
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The 7th Cavalry finally defeats an Apache.
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 04:43
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"Next time people damage a cab in unauth'ed wazzing, the 'enemy fire encountered' will have hit the person responsible.
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 05:46
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Airman back left - "Has anyone told Lootennant Chuck that the minigun is powering up?"
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 06:05
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The latest friendly fire incident was, even for the Americans, hard to defend as an accident.

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Horseplay with firearms is never going to end well, someone will get hurt.
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 09:10
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Interrupted whilst doing the washing up, the Captain was furious to hear that someone had tried to fly his Kiowa Scout through a narrow alleyway.
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 11:05
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The kindest act for the anorexic Huey.
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 11:11
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"I don't care what the EngO says, every good cavalry officer knows the only way to deal with your injured mount is to shoot it!"
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 12:13
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At least someone knows where the brains in this outfit are!
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 16:29
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Chiefy's compliments and he would rather Sir logged the fault.
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 16:49
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"Cover your eyes Gentlemen, you don't want any Cobra Venom on them."
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 17:23
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"Cavalry man forced to shoot helicopter (while colleagues watch) by giant alien mutant Ninja hat invasion".
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 17:37
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'And what's more I'm going to keep firing until the barsteward who nicked my surfboard owns up.'
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 18:16
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The latest US 'friendly fire' incident is caught on camera.
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 19:55
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Clearly, there were issues with the Captains IFF...
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Old 12th Dec 2010, 22:32
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At long last the Lone Ranger put Airwolf out of its misery...
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 05:28
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For whatever reason, the earth finally stopped repelling this grotesque device, and now NOBODY knows what to do with the fecking things!
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 08:04
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At first we weren't quite sure what the captain had in store when he said "she'll go out with a bang"
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