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Old 20th Nov 2010, 04:53
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Old 20th Nov 2010, 05:37
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I thought we purchased SUPER Hornet's, not mini Hornet's.
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Old 20th Nov 2010, 05:42
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And another one, with reference to Australia's ability to NOT buy "off the shelf equipment".

US Defense Secretary
"I know Australia likes to think it has "special requirements" when purchasing defence equipment but strewth, which committee came up with this ?"
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Old 20th Nov 2010, 06:15
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By the way Ladies, that's NOT my pitot tube...
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Old 20th Nov 2010, 06:31
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RAAF puts the Mental in Experimental.
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Old 20th Nov 2010, 09:44
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Well, the theory is that the enemy thinks you are much further away than you really are..

Sounds familiar, how about:


Can you tell what it is yet??

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Old 20th Nov 2010, 10:38
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Small it may be - but it makes my Johnson look bigger!
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Old 20th Nov 2010, 13:33
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Well a WAAF told me size isn't important.
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Old 20th Nov 2010, 14:29
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"Wow! Does my watch look big in this!"

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Old 20th Nov 2010, 14:31
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Clive Sinclair spots an opportunity to convert the Nimrod MR4A into the Sinclair C5 Mk 2 (C05)
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Old 21st Nov 2010, 09:43
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Light blue touch paper, stand well clear.
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Old 21st Nov 2010, 17:22
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Captions

"Come in number 5 your time is up"

PS - NUMBER 5? There's 4 more somewhere?
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Old 21st Nov 2010, 17:36
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Team Orders

"Roulettes - Smile, Smile - Go!"
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Old 21st Nov 2010, 17:51
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Uncovered-How UAVs really fly.
Ozzies forget to paint the canopy.
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Old 21st Nov 2010, 20:02
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Honey I shrunk the skids
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Old 21st Nov 2010, 20:40
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Webber figures out how to beat Vettel.
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 09:20
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Who washed my plane in cold water??
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 08:43
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New from Mattel! The latest Tonka toy for grown-ups!
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Old 26th Nov 2010, 02:02
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"Jeez...take off clearance here is slower than getting the Caption Comp judged...."
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Old 26th Nov 2010, 03:00
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Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for choosing Lilliput Airways, a particularly warm welcome to our small world club members, we'll soon be getting airborne and I'll pass more information in the climb. Cabin crew arm door and cross check.
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