Caption competition

[squeaker]

Dammit! I should have told him how I felt in the Restaurant, that was the right time, now he just looks grumpy and upset..

[LurkerBelow]

The spinoff series from 'Allo 'Allo following the adventures of the 2 RAF Officer escapees in modern Britain finally losses the plot.

[Buster Hyman]

English flags; $7
Replica RAF uniforms; $90
Tickets to the World Cup; $1,500
Drunk Irish tart gets in your photo; Priceless!

[NutLoose]

I say Bertie, now we have our capes, lets set off on the Crusades to bring Christ to the unbelievers...... 10 years too late old chap, we are already there....

[NutLoose]

It is ok Bertie, once we get you out of the left hand seat of the Grob, your neck will soon straighten up again

[Kiltrash]

Understand that with the SDR this is what we now have as camouflage

At least we blend in with the natives

[622]

Bertie...When you first said to me 'do you fancy watching 11 ar$eholes get hammered in London'...I thought you meant we were going to Clapham Common..

[Roadster280]

Targets down, score and paste up..

I'm afraid the non-PC answers have had me laughing this week.

Runner up is 622 with:

Bertie...When you first said to me 'do you fancy watching 11 ar$eholes get hammered in London'...I thought you meant we were going to Clapham Common..

But champion shot this week is Buster Hyman with:

"Damn fine players these African chaps...I say, would you mind calling for my dog Bertie?"
"Certainly Gibson....NI...."

Mr Hyman, you have control!

[Buster Hyman]

Cheers R280!

[Rather be Gardening]

Although Putin's staffers had persuaded President Bush to venture outside without his tinfoil helmet, they hadn't been able to wrestle the 'alien-deflector umbrella' from him.

[albatross]

It is as we suspected - He's communicating directly with the "Mother Ship" if not the "Home Planet".

[WASALOADIE]

"Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson" Nanu Nanu

[squeaker]

The Russian answer to American Star Wars technology was much cheaper.

[NutLoose]

"Look at da stupid American capitalist believing he can receive satellite information on his umbrella, qvick my president, cock da poison pellet in your umbrella and let us show this fool vhat ze glorious Russian motherland can produce"..

[Runaway Gun]

"..what a glor-ious feeling, I'm hap-hap-happy again...."

[Willard Whyte]

"I thought we left all the gag brollies in the Whitehouse for Obama"

[622]

It's a good job that Putin guy isn't around ...damn, I can't even work a brolly !

[Tashengurt]

Who said Bush was too stupid to even use an um..oh.

[ShyTorque]

The Mr. President really shows them goddam Ruskies how to do umbrellification.

[Cows getting bigger]

Putin - "Knob".