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Old 30th Sep 2010, 15:29
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Feral windscreen-washers make a dash for cars as the lights turn red.
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 15:57
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Ten Green bottles hanging over our Balls.....Ten green bottles hanging over our balls... and if one green bottle should accidently fall..............
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 16:08
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Chi and his squad set out to test the latest Asian gynecological breakthrough, the UDT!
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 16:11
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Iiiiiiinnnnnnn The Navy... you can be as camp as camp can be.... Iiin the Naaaavy..... Iiinnnn the Naaavy..... In the Naaaavy
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 20:17
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I'm the Black Power Ranger.
No, I'm the Black Power Ranger!
Excuse me fool? I'm the.....
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 20:30
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So, I was reading this thing on pprune recently about a bloke with a sword doing this kind of thing and his (gay) white trousers split!

His balls fell out and everyone laughed!
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 20:34
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flipper knew the sh*t was about to hit the fan!!!
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 21:53
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Simon says...... "pretend you're a frogman on a tube train!"
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 22:48
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Captain Mainwaring, permission to speak, sir! I think he's got frog spawn down his leg!
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 22:55
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Sneak hand puppet thief runs amok in Korea.
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 00:59
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U Don't Think
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 02:20
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Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il's new Safari suit
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 04:14
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All those who need to go on sick call before our suicide mission please raise your hand
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 06:22
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It turned out there were a whole lot more Milliband brothers tucked away in North Korea.
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 06:52
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"Are you there, Moriarty? Sorry - uh, Barbara Broccoli?"
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 07:21
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"UDT Leader from Stadium Control, your red smoke is still on"
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 10:11
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Hey! I wasn't issued with a concealed truncheon! Ooh no, hang on..
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 11:43
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In a bizarre twist of evolution, the North Korean Frogmen's chapter of Wolfie's long-extinct Tooting Popular Front was alive and well.
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 11:46
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The North Korean World Cup squad look forward to their glorious new career as minesweepers.
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Old 1st Oct 2010, 19:46
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Hah, we better than Michael Jackson. He never able do Moonwalk in frippers.
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