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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 02:21
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"It really works, if I stamp my left hoof he takes off running..."
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 05:33
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"Airman makes ass of donkey"

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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 05:44
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 06:05
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What the British Army will look like soon, with the proposed budget cuts!
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 06:22
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Does my ass look big in this?
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 08:36
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"And this is one of my Father in 1942 with his shiny new iPod. It would last for three days on half a bale of straw and a bucket of water".
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 09:34
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... in the rest of the world, it was found that dogs could be trained to sniff out bombs and drugs much more easily...
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 10:12
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Donkey with a Helmet Mounted Cock.
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 11:42
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The Judean People's Front crack suicide squad in training..... correction..... that should read the crack suicide squad of The People's Front of Judea in training
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 12:03
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And now for our next product on the Nazi Shopping Chanel, the military themed Piñata. This is guaranteed to go with a bang at your next Hitler Youth party - careful with those sticks kids!
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 12:23
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God decided it was time to teach Dawkins and Hawkings a lesson with the Donkey mark 2.
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 12:36
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Still smarting after Webber won the Championship, Vettel decided he would design his own F1 car.
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 18:09
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Following the capture of a Royal Navy secret weapon the German army reveal the weapons secrets to the media, A large sight for aiming through, recoiless anti tank weapon to repel boarders, and a nice ass to slip in from behind to steady ones aim..... unfortunately the well concealed weapons position was given away by the broad grin and flash of teeth on the Royal Navy Sailor manning the post.
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 18:24
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Despite the late delivery of A330 MRTT, ATr demonstrate the synthetic training platform that will be used for the sponsored-reservist aircrew.
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Old 4th Sep 2010, 10:11
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Rats of Tobruk? Bah! We have ze Ass of El Alamein!
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Old 5th Sep 2010, 10:25
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Steve McQueen was less than impressed with the first offer of a role in "The Great Escape".

Although, playing a German airman was a possibility...
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Old 5th Sep 2010, 11:31
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Privat Abner wasn't the first to volunteer to use the new mine clearance kit and was pretty sure he wouldn't be the last...
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Old 5th Sep 2010, 14:33
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'I'm sorry Herr Oberleutnant, but mein little monkey turret gunner hast run avay vunce again yah?'
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Old 5th Sep 2010, 15:00
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Pvt Hans demonstrating the new selfpropelled roadblock with Anti-Tank capability in an effort to comply with the budget cuts while enjoying the latest hits on his Ipod.
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Old 5th Sep 2010, 16:31
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