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Old 27th Aug 2010, 12:27
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"Good morning Nick, how the Devil are you?"

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Old 27th Aug 2010, 12:28
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"I said Coat and Tails you idiot!!!"
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 13:15
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No Pan pipes in this band
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 13:15
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The Queen for a Day contest was on its last legs
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 13:30
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But Sir, being barefoot is proper dress for a Goat on parage. If you want to pick on someone, have a go at the man to my right, he's wearing shoes!
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 13:50
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Pte. Nanny was the Butt of all jokes...
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 14:07
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Mum, Dad, this is Susan, we met in Basra..
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 14:28
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"Bit more bull on the cloven hooves wouldn't go amiss!"

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Old 27th Aug 2010, 14:39
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"Is that $hit on your feet?"
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 21:46
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"Regimental Mascot Party, from the left, number"

"Muslim"
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"Tall, good looking, blond bloke"
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Old 28th Aug 2010, 00:38
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They may have 'borrowed' a Chinook to get there - but the Princes' stag weekend photo's were truly worth the trouble!
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Old 28th Aug 2010, 01:44
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Goat: "Well, I got this invtation to a formal lunch...but....umm...." *gulp!*
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Old 28th Aug 2010, 04:27
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I said this parade would take Spit and Bullsh*t to pull it off, not Spit and Goatsh*t
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Old 28th Aug 2010, 13:40
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SAC Bloggs regretted his choice of partner for the three-legged race...
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Old 28th Aug 2010, 14:32
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All the pretty Camels had gone.
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Old 28th Aug 2010, 15:06
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Although they were fond if him, this time the lads thought it was probably curtains for the mascot.
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Old 28th Aug 2010, 20:27
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Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts discovered.
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SAC Bloggs had clearly misunderstood the order "Be on the parade square and bring your coat"

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Old 29th Aug 2010, 09:37
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I don't know what your bleating about, you just got here......
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Old 29th Aug 2010, 10:24
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The Totally Unofficial RAF Rumour Network is alive and kicking on a parade square near e ewe.
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