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Old 19th Aug 2010, 00:14
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OK who wrote on the back of my Tie Fighter "How am I driving?"
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 01:49
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More powerful than the Force, Darth demonstrates the Wushi Finger Hold.
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 09:33
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"Yes I did ask him nicely, Lord Vader, but Yoda's not going to budge on this one: three A grades are not enough to get you into Jedi Academy."



"No my Lord, I have absolutely no idea why Darth Maul wants to run against you in the leadership contest. You'd better ask your mum."

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Old 19th Aug 2010, 13:36
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Of course you can't see the light sabre for real, it's a special effect, D'uh.
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 14:36
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"Yes, I can sense that the Force is strong in both of you. However, you WILL do the bleep test -- NOW!"
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 20:52
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"Commander....WHOOOOR....I swear the next person who tells me that joke...WHOOOOOR...about me knowing what Luke is getting for Christmas....WHOOOOR....because I've felt his presents...WHOOOOR....is gonna get a right good kicking...WHOOOOR!"
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 23:03
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DC1968....wow...5 big "WHOOOOR"s!!! Are you suggesting the chap in the helmet may actually be Tiger in disguise calling the lady one as well....and maybe trying to "feel her force" later???
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Old 20th Aug 2010, 08:36
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"If that is his index finger there, what do I feel poking in my back? "
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Old 20th Aug 2010, 12:34
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Go on, pull my finger!
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Old 20th Aug 2010, 12:42
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Oooh, look, a mouse!
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Old 20th Aug 2010, 14:12
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Peter Mandelson was determined to never be the third man of the empire again.
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Old 20th Aug 2010, 19:52
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Well, the time has come...

Some cracking entries and was tough to choose but congratulations to :

Buster Hyman

with:

The new head of the Census Bureau was keen to discover who was answering "Jedi" in the Religion question.

Over to you sir and well done
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 03:42
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Many thanks 622... I'll give this one until mid week I think...

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Old 21st Aug 2010, 03:50
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"thank god I didn't go "commando" today!"
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 06:17
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"Ayye Currumba! If I wasn't circumcised before, then I sure am now..."
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 06:50
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Captain Choudhary was beginning to suffer the after effects of last nights Vindaloo.
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 06:58
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If he boots me up the ar$e once more................
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 07:52
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Private Sanchez was becoming more public...

iX
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 09:27
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Dammit, I took that pill to keep the other sabre up...
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 09:43
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The second blade cuts even closer!
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