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Old 7th Aug 2010, 01:22
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Sadly, the Dog replacement team's total IQ was less than Fido's, however their breath was marginally better.
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 04:43
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Wills, this is not what I meant when I said to bring a 6 pack to the party........
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 08:12
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"What do you mean, you're the pilot...?!"

(sounds like a winner to me )
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 11:46
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Go be an Aerial Gunner he sez....ride instead of walking he sez...see the sights he sez....I should have known better than to believe anything a Recruiter says!
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 11:56
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Following the SDSR, the 6 remaining SAR winchmen 'job share' a rescue.
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 15:30
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"Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea...err....err..."
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 17:32
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Bloke at the top: "I can see 5 smiling faces"

Bloke at the bottom: "I can see five arseholes"
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 21:26
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Minigundiplomat airlifts the Village people back to his place for a night of wine, wo......... and song......

or

Naval cutbacks result in semaphor being adopted and the communication of choice.
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 22:38
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"Dopes on a rope"
at both ends!
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Old 7th Aug 2010, 22:54
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Dramatic movie voiceover for "A Barrel of Monkeys,"

"This time it's personnel..."
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Old 8th Aug 2010, 12:36
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Third man from top, pointing: Umm! Hey guys! THAT is where we were supposed to go!
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Old 8th Aug 2010, 18:42
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Apparently you have to pay £1 for the toilets as well...
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Old 9th Aug 2010, 09:19
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'And this chaps is why I get so annoyed when you lot don't pay attention when we're numbering off...'
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Old 9th Aug 2010, 10:51
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"This looked a lot cooler on Call of Duty..."

OR

"Whats this piece of **** on the end of my rope?!"
"...Nothing this end sir!"
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Old 9th Aug 2010, 11:18
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'Sorry about this lads...but the pilot did put twenty quid on supa-glue not actually working on a fast rope didn't he?'
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Old 9th Aug 2010, 18:56
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"And welcome to Fairford 2030 where the RAF manpower display team flexes it's muscles."
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Old 9th Aug 2010, 19:54
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Pilot to co-pilot 'Dude..you see that pig farm at 1 o'clock...watch this!'
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Old 9th Aug 2010, 21:32
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When I said 'hover twelve feet above the ground" what I meant was......
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Old 9th Aug 2010, 23:16
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The candidates for the Labour leadership enter a new stage in the selection process
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Old 10th Aug 2010, 07:36
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The squadies favourite game of in flight hide and seek was getting a little tedious with the aircrew.

98..99...100...coming ready or not.....end of the rope - again !
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