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Old 13th Mar 2010, 13:00
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A nasty case of CFIT*

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Old 13th Mar 2010, 16:34
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It was subsequently later and gently explained to Bloggs that, whilst the Royal Navy from whence he came, may have a long held tradition of ramming anything they felt like with their ships,there were some slight differences with regard to aircraft.....

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"Herc pilots you said, bloody amateurs you said, now let me show you a real Khe Sahn approach you said "

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Old 13th Mar 2010, 16:36
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The Board of Inquiry was not convinced when Biggles told them he'd been distracted when Michael Jackson and Elvis had run out in front of him.
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Next time you nick a beacon, make sure the damned thing's switched off first!
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Old 13th Mar 2010, 21:26
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Toyota's accelerator pedal product recall was still ongoing...
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Old 13th Mar 2010, 21:26
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You'd have thought that having seen this on the Caption Competition before, they'd have moved the truck by now.
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Old 13th Mar 2010, 22:18
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>You'd have thought that having seen this on the Caption Competition before, they'd have moved the truck by now.<

Oh b*gg*r, sorry -- must have missed that one
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Old 14th Mar 2010, 00:16
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Understandable with 432 pages to trawl through.
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The Taliban way of "how to deal with plane spotters"
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Yet another bungled assassination attempt by the CIA in Columbia as the deal was going down.
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See what happens when you don't counter the torque with left rudder!
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Mayor Boris Johnston takes training for the London olympic 100m and long jump to extreams!!!!!
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After reviewing the results of the first operational employment of the Iraqi Air Force's new Hellfire-armed Cessnas, the U.S. Air Force Security Assistance Training Squadron announces that additional training will be undertaken, focusing on CONOPS and weapons release procedures...

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