Caption competition

[The Nr Fairy]

"The bastards ! And I just *love* Paloma Faith !"

( Concurring Opinions Apple does its part to battle terrorism )

[aseanaero]

Well Achmed I'm confused too ... there's no 72 virgins each for you guys and sitting outside a cave is not a white man's version of paradise ... and what are the BOMBS doing here ? !





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[Buster Hyman]

Nice one chaps (and chapettes?)

I think we can keep the ball rolling for the next one...

Runner up & back up piccy if theres a delay: 622

Dear Sir,

Myself and my 4 off African Prince friends have suitcases full of money which we need to put into a UK bank account. Please let us have all your bank details....

But, topical & just plain funny, IMHO, is: Shlonghaul!

Let me just check ....... yes the next asylum seeker boat to Australia leaves at 5 o'clock ....... now is that smoking or non smoking?

[Shlonghaul]

Thanks Buster

Let's see how this one goes!

[aseanaero]

"Does my ass look big in this ?"

[Buster Hyman]

The girls misunderstood Pvt Bloggs' question about whether they liked tank tops...

[SASless]

The British Army Program to field Stealth Tanks began modestly with a bit of netting colour coordinated with the crews fish net stockings. If forced to Escape and Evade the crew uniform had to be altered for the immediate locale. Initial tests suggest further research is needed.

[622]

I bet they can't park it.

[Rather be Gardening]

Etiquette Guide for Young Ladies, Chapter 5 - What to wear when visiting Silvio Berlusconi.

[Longhitter]

Are those moobs or boobs?

[seekayess]

The fun starts watching them when they charge cross country over obstacles!!

[brickhistory]

Apparently size does matter.

[ShyTorque]

Girl in white:

"Stupid soldier; he just said "she's built like a bloody tank"......of course it is, it's a tank, innit ?"

[JAVELINBOY]

No, No, No I said kit it out with 1 big gun, 1 small gun and 4 Bazookas

[Buster Hyman]

Britains "shock & awe" campaign in Afghanistan was totally unexpected by the Taliban.

[RB877]

New tanks come complete with airbags fitted!

[SASless]

"Gee Marge....I know Michael Dukakis got screwed for doing this but are you sure this will work?"

[Buster Hyman]

Since the motorbike & sidecar had become too small,Clarissa Dickson-Wright & Jennifer Paterson sourced alternative transport.

[Siggie]

The flag was at full mast before San and Tray got in.

[The Nr Fairy]

Yes, yes - we know they're women in a frontline role. But they're the only ones who can really trial the new "Supportive Equipment, Off Road, for the use of".