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Old 21st Nov 2009, 20:20
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He's gonna be even more upset when he opens it in hospital and finds out it's only got water in it.....
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Old 21st Nov 2009, 22:57
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it wasn't quite strapping jet pods to a car, but a Dawin award is a Darwin award at the end of the day........
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Old 22nd Nov 2009, 09:50
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Time to move along I'd say...

Honourable mention to Rather be Gardening with:

Training for the Quick Reaction Force wasn't quite as sophisticated as the recruiting literature had promised.

But this weeks winner is Shawtrace with:

it wasn't quite strapping jet pods to a car, but a Dawin award is a Darwin award at the end of the day........

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Old 25th Nov 2009, 14:28
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Until Shawtarce gets back, try this:

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Old 25th Nov 2009, 14:30
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Omar Bradley: "'Scuse me, young, errr, lady. Royal Navy billeting is one building over..."
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 15:32
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"It's your fault Sir, you complained about the Black Labrador."
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 16:32
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Frankenfurter suggested they all do the timewarp again.

Some of the Generals began to suspect something wasn't right.
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 18:17
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Damned Navigators will try anything to get on the front row.
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 18:18
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Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse's fantasy life was sometimes extraordinarily vivid.
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 19:10
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Don't dream it, be it.
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 19:17
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One suspects that Matty Harry may have overplayed her hand.
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 22:09
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It became obvious as to why several of the gentlemen were crossing their legs due to a certain biological reaction from laying eyes upon the lady's assets....
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 23:44
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'Bob' resorted to increasingly extreme measures in a vain attempt to make Captain Blackadder realise that (s)he was no ordinary private
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Old 25th Nov 2009, 23:58
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The enforcement of "Rule #1 (and Rule #3), No Poofters", by a simple ruse, caught out all bar one of the senior officers.
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Old 26th Nov 2009, 07:46
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Does anyone know which one is J Edgar Hoover?
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Old 26th Nov 2009, 08:10
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With the appearance of Matahari, Patton shows off the results of polishing his helmet.
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Old 26th Nov 2009, 08:26
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Sir..I've brought your tranny as requested.....Not sure how you will get the baseball results off of it though !
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Old 26th Nov 2009, 10:12
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It was a stiff upper lip that kept Britain going through the dark years of WW2 but once again, the Yanks totally missed the point....
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Old 26th Nov 2009, 15:39
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Despite early clinical trials the look on the faces of the reciprocant's clearly showed that the first batch of Viagra was not working.
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Old 26th Nov 2009, 15:58
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This highly prised unit were pleased to see there best man back from his undercover intelligence gathering assignment in San Francisco.

He said when interviewed " I was placed in San Francisco to gather information that was vital to national security but instead I just got a load of old cock".
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