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Old 9th Nov 2009, 18:14
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I'm sorry old chap, but this will not feel like a little prick, and it will hurt like hell.
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Old 9th Nov 2009, 18:26
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OK Mr Brown, its called Charisma. We're not sure we've got enough but we'll give it a go.
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Old 14th Nov 2009, 22:28
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With an Honourable Mention to Shytorque:
"After months of careful calculations, the Prime Minister's dose of common sense is finally ready for injection."


The Winner chosen for this week's caption is Buster Hyman

"Yeah, it looks big, but you should've seen the Haystack!!!"


Over to you BH...
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Old 15th Nov 2009, 23:12
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Sorry chaps, no access the last few days...

Cheers RG!

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Old 15th Nov 2009, 23:25
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You sure this beer trap is just for slugs?
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 00:12
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So that's how you get into a ****ing Grolsch!
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 00:49
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Six months of Basic Training and a further Two Months of pre-deployment training did not increase John-Boy's IQ by one single point.
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 01:00
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New memorial illustrates the real dangers faced by the Rats of Tobruk...
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 02:43
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Gentlemen, and here we have "gruntus thickias" the desert rat, not renowned for it's intelligence, but as you see, having succesfully negotiated our preformed wooden maze is about to attempt it's final task...

Or

The American soldier, born and bred on Budweiser, that light malty beer that resembles making love in a boat, yes it's F**King close to water, attempts to drink a real beer, that will make the hairs on the back of his neck literally stand to attention...

Or
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 03:08
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Being the general's aide can be hazardous when the old boy's got a thirst on.

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Old 16th Nov 2009, 10:42
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Chuck would soon realise that the MO was serious about his aversion therapy experiment...
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 10:53
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The Brits take Spam baiting to a new level (it's even alcohol free!)
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 11:23
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Device to discourage those naughty MPs from taking things they're not entitled to.
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 11:34
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Another initiate to the American Rednecks Society undergoes his final test to brand him with the Society motif.
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Old 16th Nov 2009, 13:47
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Out of shot, the old wily sergeant smiles to himself, thinking of the cold beer he can pick up once the young buck has sprung the trap and broken his arm.
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 12:06
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US Bomb disposal course...Day 1
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 18:18
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The US military took the expression "Are you a man or a mouse?" literally.
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 18:45
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Zaphod wondered whether this was the moment the mice declared their hand.
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Old 19th Nov 2009, 14:46
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Training for the Quick Reaction Force wasn't quite as sophisticated as the recruiting literature had promised.
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Old 21st Nov 2009, 18:14
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The sprog thinks: Ah well! I guess since it is a beer and not some cheese, this should be OK!
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