Caption competition

[gileraguy]

Origination of the phrase mothers use to spoon feed their children :

"Open Wide! here comes the airplane!"

[The AvgasDinosaur]

Another two hours and we can say it flew on schedule, if not on budget !!
Be lucky
David

[LurkerBelow]

Damn! Who forgot about those two pointy-up thingies on the end?

[Fortissimo]

"What do you reckon, Co - spit or swallow?"

[PingDit]

...and the next time we see it, it'll be the 'Nimrod 2000'!

[ACW599]

"Er -- anyone know the Russian for ipecacuanha?"

[ix_touring]

Well, you need:

1 Jewson Antinov
2 Jewson Ramps
4 Jewson Tie-down straps
15 Jewson Hi-Viz jackets

iX

[Buster Hyman]

The Antonov crew, realising it was too late for an Epidural, soldiered on regardless...

[Data-Lynx]

"Quick, before Aeronut wakes up", urged XV277.

[Ex matelot]

Hold your nose and swallow the lot!

[ix_touring]

Bloke on left of picture reading mobile phone:

"I just got a joke: Did you hear the one about the big nob with the red end in the Russian bird's mouth?"

iX

[Sierra Hotel]

After unloading the fuselage the groundcrew were shocked to see the lorry the MoD had promised them was a miniature from the early learning centre.

[S'land]

"There you are children, contrary to popular belief good aeroplanes are born - not manufactured".

[6Z3]

...and here we have the Condor Mk II, known affectionately as...



..... the XXXL Condom

or

The government takes full advantage of it's expanded National Scrappage Scheme. (yep, a tongue in cheek caption )

[arandcee]

10 blokes on site. Only two are pushing. One is actively getting the way and seven are stood around trying to look important in hi-viz jackets. Must be a governement job.

[cockney steve]

" Ven ve bomb ze enemy, zey stay bombed"

[Shlonghaul]

After his release from prison Ronnie Biggs wasted no time in arranging The Great Plane Robbery

[EyesFront]

No expense was spared with the new full motion simulator for Nimrod crew training, but a small oversight meant that the motions were all back to front...

... and the zero-gravity parabola played merry hell with the coffee and pasty run

[MostlyHarmless]

Bargain! Nimrod Fuselage
Item condition: Used
Time left: 1 day 3 hours (28 Aug, 2009 15:56:27 BST)
Quantity: 3 available
Price: £4.99
Postage: £96,000.00



Estimated delivery time varies for this postal service. Seller dispatches within 3 days

[GPMG]

David Attenborough voice on -

'And here we see the female Condor, regurgitating her prey, so that she can feed her young chicks.....'

David Attenborough voice off -