Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Even though Mr. Putin rode around & around Brokeback Mountain, he still failed to score.

[WhiteOvies]

Niet, i will not be Putin on anymore clothes.

[Howabout]

Vladimir Man-Boobs is encouraged to seek pommel-therapy after Russian tests prove that women have ginormous ones when riding horses.

[ACW599]

Declassified BRIXMIS imagery strongly suggested that the Moscow water supply contained far higher levels of oxytocin and prolactin than had been thought hitherto.

[Buster Hyman]

Things went from bad to worse for the star of the now cancelled Mr Ed TV show..."Oh Vladimir!"

[hum]

Tally Ho!!

[Sierra Hotel]

Despite the recession hitting Russia hard, Putin is still able to show his wealth as the richest man in the country.

[pohm1]

President Putin demonstrated his ignorance of all things equine when he decided he would go riding 'bare-back.'

P1

[ix_touring]

Not to be out done by Former President Clinton, Vlad goes to North Korea and brings lunch.

or

North Korea gets ready to suckle at the teat of Russia.

iX

[PingDit]

New 'Government Approved' mine detection system enters service in Afghanistan............

[Hempy]

[Data-Lynx]

So Vlad, do your deals on car insurance include nags?

[Oceanz]

Vlad: "I'm knackered" Dobin: Me too!

[Dan Gerous]

..and when I visit Scotland, I'll have a White Horse.

or

What's got six legs and a cnut halfway up its back?

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, 5 days is enough I reckon, and before I gut "tumbleweeded" I shall pass judgement...

Now, assuming I can't vote for my own contributions......and applying the "laugh out loud" technique here's where I'm at...

3rd place...Sierra Hotel.
Despite the recession hitting Russia hard, Putin is still able to show his wealth as the richest man in the country.

2nd Place...Rather be gardening.
Vladimir realised his bid to outdo Berlusconi had been thwarted by his Aide mishearing the instruction to 'get me a ride with a whore'

And, top of the pops today is...ix touring with

Not to be out done by Former President Clinton, Vlad goes to North Korea and brings lunch.

[ix_touring]

Great!

This weeks canon fodder is a Mr. Ainsworth with some loyal supporters:
(judging Friday midday BST)

[Buster Hyman]

Once they get the rotors going & lift him up, the boxes are for what's left....

[Wander00]

Spare a copper for a chopper, guv?

[6Z3]

People's lives - Deal or No deal

[Rather be Gardening]

Ainsworth: "Don't get your hopes up, lads. I've only borrowed the chopper for this photoshoot - it's got to go back to the showroom later. Smile!"