Caption competition

[Mactlsm1]

No really

You put your left hand in....................

Mac

[pohm1]

"Look, I know she's no Mermaid, but it's its been a long detachment, so rubber up, or get to the back of the queue."

P1

[ix_touring]

When the guys were assigned to the beluga detachment, they were expecting Toulouse sausage for supper...

or

Bloke pointing: "Err no that's not a tie down point!"

iX

[Rather be Gardening]

Replacement Commons Speaker arrives - large, grey and famous for uttering incomprehensible noises.

[phil gollin]

Come on lads, let's get this loaded - they wanted "smart weapons" and what's smarter than a Dolphin ?

.

[6Z3]

Blaming localised drought caused by global warming the veteran Scottish MP insisted that his claim to restock the Dolphinarium in his second home in West Cornwall was entirely within the rules, and his use of military was inspired, saving the tax payer thousands of pounds in air transport charter costs from Sea World Orlando.

[arandcee]

'Yes sir, I get the mechanics of the whole thing, I just don't see the porpoise.'

[622]

Has anyone seen the loadmaster since we said 'we will have to manhandle that big lump of blubber...' ?

[ZH875]

When I asked if my tin of tuna was dolphin friendly, they offered me a friendly dolphin

[im from uranus]

OC 19 Sqn tries to co-erce his groundcrew into 'assisting' with the latest sqn gizzit.

[airborne_artist]

"Even for a Mover she's a big bird.."

[Dan Gerous]

Strewth mate, this is nothing, last week we had to get Skippy into a submarine.

[brickhistory]

The Heart Healthy menu from the flightline kitchen went too far...

[GPMG]

Apparantley, once we drop it from 10,000 ft, it will magicly become a bowl of Petunia's!

[6Z3]

Fitting the trademark jumpsuit was proving to be a challenge too far for the Challenge Anneka revival team.

[Trumpet_trousers]

"Look, Iīm telling you, itīs easy... just slit olī Flipper open there, remove the gungy bits, and we can get 50,000 cigarettes in there instead, no one will ever know, trust me..."

[airborne_artist]

"Whale oil beef hooked" said the loady. I hoped I'd never see see my ex again...

[dead_pan]

Alright lads, altogether now "Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when"

or

The Royal Air Force: 100% Dolphin Friendly

[ShyTorque]

"But Sarge, can't we just have a chicken leg in our butty box, like everbody else?"

Or, in view of recent scandal:

"I think the ciggies are in there!"

[6Z3]

The board were unanimous - Top marks in the Sonar Ops aptitude, and the ability to breathe with her mouth full,

more than compensated for her having to be carried through the practical leadership exercises.