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Old 14th May 2009, 18:06
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Howzatski!!!???
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Old 15th May 2009, 11:25
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The Moscow Daily News's 'spot the vomit competition' was not the great sucess it's Editor hoped it would be.
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Old 15th May 2009, 14:56
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Even on Russia's Got Talent, Simon Cowell gets a typical reception.
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Old 15th May 2009, 20:19
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Cadet looking over thinks, " Mmm, now was it don't ask don't tell, or show and tell?"
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Old 15th May 2009, 21:36
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And the cadets chosen to act as page turners for the UK entrant for Eurovision are........
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Old 18th May 2009, 08:07
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OK - couple there made me smile, but the winner is:

Brickhistory with

"I think we can call off the hunt for Red October..."

Over to you
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Old 18th May 2009, 10:47
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Let's give this one a try.
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Old 18th May 2009, 10:57
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Ok, ok...I promise I wont f*rt in the shuttle again...now, can i come back inside please...
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Old 18th May 2009, 11:23
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The ex speaker of the House of Commons tries out his new position.

"Earth calling Mr. Michael Martin - JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!"
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Old 18th May 2009, 11:28
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Why can't we have an indoor pool like the Russians'
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Old 18th May 2009, 11:34
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"....but the best bit of all about a space walk is that no-one complains when you fart"
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Old 18th May 2009, 11:46
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"Just step back a little so I can get you all in the frame"
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Old 18th May 2009, 12:02
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"Luke...I am your Father!"
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Old 18th May 2009, 13:52
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"HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!"
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Old 18th May 2009, 14:07
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Okay, okay, I promise to stop whistling that bloody Carpenters song, now can I please come back in?

Or

'Hank, seeing as you now have control of the Space Arm.....Would now be a good time to admit to you that I have been seeing to your wife for the past 3 years?.....Hank?........'
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Old 18th May 2009, 14:21
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Chuck drew the short straw, missing out on joining the 500 mile high club

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NASA solves another out'a space problem
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Old 18th May 2009, 14:37
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...and to spice up your re-entry, we offer the Virgin Galastic - the ultimate bungy jump.
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Old 18th May 2009, 15:58
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OK, I may be going out on a limb here...
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Old 18th May 2009, 17:24
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Don't think much of this pogo stick.
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Old 18th May 2009, 18:44
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...and... cut. Great everyone, thats lunch, back at 1.30 and we'll do the close up and green screen sequences of the Space Telescope.
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