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Old 8th May 2009, 09:30
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Sneak preview of the American version of the George Foreman Grill.
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Old 8th May 2009, 09:45
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USAF budget blows out yet again
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Old 8th May 2009, 09:54
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Brown Force One is delivered. The design team had trouble sourcing a large enough safe for the storage of expense claims payments.
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Old 8th May 2009, 13:00
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Any chance of someone re-hosting that pic as that site is barred by my works filters
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Old 8th May 2009, 13:19
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"Boeing engineers were not paying full attention during the brief on challenging the design of Airbus"

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"Bloggs released the fart of a lifetime inside his new camper van"

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"New astronaut food was found to be incompatible with latest spacesuit design"
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Old 8th May 2009, 14:35
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There you go ProM, hopefully the filters let it through.

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Old 8th May 2009, 14:42
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Thanks Oceanz
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Old 8th May 2009, 14:50
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Fears about weight growth of Dave-B are heightened by latest pictures
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Michelin man in bizarre accident
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Old 8th May 2009, 16:34
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The mould for the new WRAF Kevlar knickers arrived on schedule
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Old 8th May 2009, 17:59
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The new Super Guppy was tasked to shift Pilsbury but failed to rise.
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Old 8th May 2009, 18:40
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the bus driver speaking. We seem to have been picked up by an alien spacecraft...."
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Old 8th May 2009, 20:21
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"It's me piles Doc...."

"OK bend over - GOOD GRIEF!"
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Old 8th May 2009, 20:33
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"Broadsword calling Danny boy...we're f*cked!"
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Old 8th May 2009, 21:31
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Bloated, ridiculous and totally lacking in intellectual credibility - and that's just the Cabinet's expense claims.
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Old 8th May 2009, 22:16
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Yes darling, of course I want you to look nice on our camping trip but I really don't think I can get any more clothes into the roof box.
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After 10 pints and a vindaloo, the Michelin man finally realised that his suit was indeed air tight
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Old 8th May 2009, 23:10
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Honey, does my bum look big in this?
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Old 9th May 2009, 00:32
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After his accident a few years back Richard Hammond of Top Gear fame decided to take no risks in this new jet powered car

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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..... Star Wars -- Attack of the Zeppelins.
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A new fuel saving mode of transport was devised for the most senior ranks, cleverly devised to run on hot air.
Unfortunately the designers fail to grasp the truely awsome capacity of the power source...
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