Caption competition

[arandcee]

When I asked if this thing would 'pull a caravan', I didn't mean 'out of the air'!

[ACW599]

"Not bad, Bloggs, but your high key was a bit far out and you took the flap a shade early".

[seekayess]

The effing insurance surveyor refuses to believe my story of how I lost the windscreen!!

[JagRigger]

....and she thought flies on the windscreen was bad

[ix_touring]

Ms Pprune was enjoying the feeling of the wind in her hair when she looked up and promptly felt something else running too!

or

Warning sign at the start of the ridge road:
"Warning strong cross winds ahead!"

or

It's a Mini adventure....

or

FOR SALE: One Mini convertible, slightly soiled.

or

The pap(I)arazzi approch....

[Lurking123]

"Slightly right of centreline correcting nicely"

[airborne_artist]

"targets will fall when hit"

[FinelyChopped]

Drastic measures were required to encourage use of the marked parking bay.

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, not sure if I'll get to this later in the week, so if it's all the same with you chaps, I'll pass judgement now.

Third Place:

arandceeWhen I asked if this thing would 'pull a caravan', I didn't mean 'out of the air'!

Second Place:

pohm1Ok Bloggs, its a pass for your checkride, but if it had been a 'Cooper' instead of a 'Convertible' it would have been a different story.


And this weeks winner.......


...as judged by the "laugh out loud" principle....


FinelyChopped

Drastic measures were required to encourage use of the marked parking bay.

(Unless there's a rule that you can't win twice within 3 go's, then it's over to you FC!!!)

[FinelyChopped]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Before anyone invokes a rebound rule, try this:





Add your own dialogue.

Results on Tuesday 24th.

[ShyTorque]

"Hey, you pansy cowboys, and pseudo footballer... I'm looking for a good time...
So where's the Puma helicopter crew? Oh, never mind, I've just spotted them - Byee.."

[Buster Hyman]

Our Kevlar Sombrero's are in the wash. What's your excuse Ronaldo?

[arandcee]

'Well, yes Ma'am, we ARE fighter pilots, it's just in 'stealth park mode' right now.'

[Arm out the window]

"two, three, four ... promenade your corner girl, raise your beer can to the world ... yee ha..."

[pohm1]

"Im sorry sir, I don't care if you're a famous footballer, there's no way you travel in the cockpit, I knew a guy who let someone once....."

P1

[brickhistory]

Oh, it's a NATO airshow...

Explains the lack of aggressive flying hardware.

[ix_touring]

"She's your sister...?!?"

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah, that's right, it's a Block 3 Embraer....about as effective as a footballer at the airport.

[rottenray]

Fighting Sagging Recruitment - In an unexpected move, the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has been modified rather than stricken. "Don't ask, don't tell, bring your own beer and entertainment."

[seekayess]

. . . And where did you say is the loo?