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Old 9th Mar 2009, 06:49
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Bubba - "Right so we're all set...?"

Travis - "Yep, the Honey wagon driver is on a 'break' and ATC are going to hold him for a while after doors closed!"

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Old 9th Mar 2009, 06:50
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guy in yellow shirt

"My turn again? Okay . . . I spy with my little eye, something that is . . . grey."
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Old 9th Mar 2009, 10:15
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"........maybe we should get out the old Lemonade stand?"

or


"My yellow shirt is for da lay-deeeees!....grrrrr!"
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Old 9th Mar 2009, 15:04
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...so I tell 'em, "It's an F-22 and those are atom bombs on the wings. I figure IF they knew what it was.. they wouldn't ask."
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Old 9th Mar 2009, 15:23
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The three amigos were too busy talent spotting to notice the giant water bomb that was about to explode in front of them.
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Old 10th Mar 2009, 11:42
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I heard you get a good tan if you sit behind the exhaust of a herc
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Old 10th Mar 2009, 19:47
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The crew quickly realised that their new stealth bomber made a rubbish static display aircraft.
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Old 12th Mar 2009, 22:09
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....zap our cab would they; planting a dunny sign alongside their pitch should sort them out.
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Old 13th Mar 2009, 11:36
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The crew suddenly realised that having the vidaloo last night might explain why their visitor numbers were down on other aircraft !
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Old 13th Mar 2009, 11:55
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"Dang! I hate waitin' for these caption competition results!"
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Old 14th Mar 2009, 03:49
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"Dude...."
"What ?"
"That should be beer sitting inside these external tanks!"
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Old 14th Mar 2009, 11:00
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"This is dead boring, mate. Maybe the skinny bint with the fag hanging out of her mouth likes RIAT. Last time I saw her she was mashed off her tits in Camden High Street.

She'd liven things up a bit, for sure..."
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Old 14th Mar 2009, 11:16
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"Dude, I thought Bagram was hillier than this."
"For sure Bro, and guess what, I just went and bought a hot dog and it turns out I speak Afghanese!"

"Ah, guys, I think I packed the wrong maps . . . "
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Old 15th Mar 2009, 09:54
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And the winner is:
"My yellow shirt is for da lay-deeeees!....grrrrr!"

Buster Hyman, over to you.
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Old 15th Mar 2009, 10:55
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Oh bugger! How do I find a different pic after over 200 pages of Caption Comp????

Thanks FC. I shall endeavour to supply a pic forthwith!

Ok, I've been back to 2004 & noted that a lot of images are now missing, so I hope this isn't a repeat...I'm sure someone would point it outif it was! Here we go....



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Old 15th Mar 2009, 11:45
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Ok Bloggs, its a pass for your checkride, but if it had been a 'Cooper' instead of a 'Convertible' it would have been a different story.

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Old 15th Mar 2009, 12:10
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I see air traffic have forgotten the traffic lights again.
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Old 15th Mar 2009, 13:43
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And thus, Soylent Green trials began...
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Old 15th Mar 2009, 13:57
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Feq moi, ici une tres petite runway.
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Old 15th Mar 2009, 16:42
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