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Old 23rd Feb 2009, 07:58
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The original three members of the IPT were thrilled to have been invited to the Mk3 arrival celebrations.
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Old 23rd Feb 2009, 09:35
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Those nearby could listen no longer as Mavis told Ethel in great detail, what she had in store for Bert when she got him home.



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Old 23rd Feb 2009, 10:21
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Here, Ethel, you're going to need these ear plug things because it's going to get noisy here soon they say.

Edited to fix typo...

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Old 23rd Feb 2009, 11:29
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...but I just don't understand Mavis. What have they cancelled the Antiques Roadshow for?
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Old 24th Feb 2009, 21:57
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Yet again the VVIP visitors (seated) from "Ivory towers" had their minds on other things (Carriers, Eurofighter, DII) and could not see the what was realy now needed
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Old 24th Feb 2009, 22:05
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"I think Bert's had one of his funny turns again - I said I would like a go on that man's big chopper; his eyesight's not what it was, you know..."
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Old 25th Feb 2009, 00:43
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Honestly Ethel, getting benefits from the NHS gets tougher every year!
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Old 25th Feb 2009, 07:38
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'Bl00dy youth of today; always causing havoc in the park and tearing up the place! Wouldn't have happened in my day! Bring back National Service that's what I say, I've got half a mind to write to the paper.'
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Old 26th Feb 2009, 23:31
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Standby for Broadcast,

In third place JagRigger, with

"Who'd have thought it Ethel - finding oil under Eastbourne golf course"

Second comes Brian Dixon, with

"I remember when all that equipment was first issued!"

But this weeks winner is arandcee, with

"Saga's new Asia tour experiences a hold up at the Afghan border."

Over to you......

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Old 28th Feb 2009, 13:55
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Hey hey, thanks! OK, raiding the vaults of StrangeCosmos again have a pop at this one and I'll convene the jury next Saturday lunchtime (GMT):



Chocks away, bandits at three o'clock, tally ho!
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Old 28th Feb 2009, 14:38
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Santa's little helpers are determined to prevent any terrorist intervention in the 2009 delivery operation.
Be lucky
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Old 28th Feb 2009, 15:02
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Who says we're chickens?

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Old 28th Feb 2009, 15:25
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Fred Goodwin and his mates are not inclined to give their pensions back.
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Old 28th Feb 2009, 15:27
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Who says we're not taking Eurovision seriously this year?
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Old 28th Feb 2009, 15:50
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I said "You will have to dress for the shuttle, cock" Not "dress like a shuttlecock"
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Old 28th Feb 2009, 16:10
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"YYYyyyyyyyy.....MMmmmmmmmmm.....C...................... .?"
 
Old 28th Feb 2009, 16:13
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Rupert: "What happened to rest of the platoon?"

Squaddie: "Global warming sir."
 
Old 28th Feb 2009, 16:36
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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call?



................GHOSTBUSTERS
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Old 28th Feb 2009, 19:43
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20 years after the end of the cold war, the right kit shows up

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Old 28th Feb 2009, 20:29
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African or European?
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