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Old 20th Jan 2009, 11:47
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Despite his best efforts The Stig could not get the Nimitz round the track in under two minutes.
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 12:45
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The crew were left wondering about the wisdom on getting 'Pimp My Ride' to do a Christmas Special, while the Captain was on Shore Leave.
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 16:15
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The Captain struggled a bit with the reverse parallel park coming in to dock.
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 17:06
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Fcuk me, it IS a lighthouse!
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 17:08
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Tex Johnston, not content with his barrel-roll in the Dash80, has a stab at same in something a tad larger...
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 17:09
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Top Gear's new item, the star in an over-priced aircraft carrier, was not popular with the ship's company.
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 18:05
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Announcement on the bridge en-route to the Middle East:
"Hey everybody. It's official, George Dubya is no longer in charge of the country"

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Old 20th Jan 2009, 18:14
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Two PAS aircrew were observed entering the wardroom.
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 18:55
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"Ok, so has anybody got any more ideas about how we get rid of that damn JCB?"
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 20:04
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"Ye hear there. this is the Cap'n speaking. I've decided to re-instate the poop deck on ship. Arrrrrr."
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Old 20th Jan 2009, 20:06
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Maverick, he's on my tail, I can't shake him, I can't shake him!
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 05:29
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"...I just knew the DJ playing oops upside your head at the Hangar party was a mistake, No1"
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 10:02
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The new mobile Airbus landing aid is put through it's paces....
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 10:31
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Hands to Lunch.................

Ship will turn across sea and may roll heavily
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 10:46
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"Don't worry, I know how to get the Barrell Boy out of the cupboard!"
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 18:08
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"And that, sonny-boy, is the way you do an about-turn at the buoy!"
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 18:13
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"Sir, is this what they call adverse yaw?"
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 20:56
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I have control.
Now Bloggs, do you remember what I said at briefing? That when I give you a practice engine failure, you need to put on opposite Rudder? But that wasn't OPPOSITE rudder was it now? So let's try that again.
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Old 21st Jan 2009, 21:49
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YEP, THE ANTIFOUL IS WORKING ON THIS SIDE...

Or

The new airboss's idea for aligning the deck to sideslip angle worked a treat!

Or

Capt/ Pprune decided to test the new ship's decanter his wife had sent him for their anniversary.


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Old 22nd Jan 2009, 00:59
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The US Navy are still coming to grips with Ben Lexcens winged keel...
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