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Old 12th Dec 2019, 00:52
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Old 12th Dec 2019, 05:06
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Old 12th Dec 2019, 10:41
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Old 12th Dec 2019, 15:10
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Old 12th Dec 2019, 18:28
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Apparently one of its designers is a well-known novelist.

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Old 13th Dec 2019, 10:18
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It's Friday 13th! Time for some results - and I am not talking about our election, or the future of Europe, or such trivia. No - our caption competition is far more important.

Nutloose, I thought, produced a number of witty captions, any one of which deserved to win, but on this occasion topicality wins the day for Kiltrash with his offering of:
Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
Man in boat. I know the Election was called for in December and most of the usual halls are busy with other events but this has to be the most unusual Polling Station ever
So, over to you, Air Commode K, and then you can let your keyboard have a chance to cool down.
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 11:07
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I thank you and I was about to submit
Tannoy from the Shed. Come on Boris now is the time you need to full fill your election promises
or
What the Germans originally built the Eider Dam for. An Un sink able Aircraft Carrier. Ah thought Barnes Wallis a challenge
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I do believe it is drying up my dear

Using free WiFi so will post a picture when I get home in about a hour

thanks again Kiltrash
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 11:23
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Well done that man!
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 12:23
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Decisions decisions however at this time you year, and after the UK Election we need peace and Goodwill to all

so please have a go at this one. perhaps our two most popular celebrities
Sorry picture failed to attach to wait one...
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 12:33
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Hopefully this time


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Old 13th Dec 2019, 13:29
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 14:04
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 14:06
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So, to be clear, you can line up a meeting with Dennis Rodman for me, right?
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 14:06
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Either president: "To symbolise the lasting friendship between our two great countries, we have both decided to make our wives disguise themselves as trees."
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 14:07
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Well.. we're both too fat for a reach around so...
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 14:08
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Either President: "Our two great countries have many things in common. For instance, we two presidents both fly in clapped-out four-engine jets."
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I'm getting a Peach...I think that's what they said.
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 14:34
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 16:53
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That Kiltrash sure believes in "Free Speech".
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 17:38
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"They say the camera adds ten pounds"

"Just how many cameras are on you?"

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