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Old 29th Nov 2019, 17:09
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"Right, let's try again. I give the command to surrender, and we all get out our hankies and hold them up."
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 20:32
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"Give me back Section Officer Harvey's knickers, or I'll blow the head off this midget!"
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 21:02
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Why can't we do Russian Roulette with my Colt 45?
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 22:22
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"Lads, the smudgy mark on the end of the wing will wash off - there's no need to squabble about which of you did it. Here - use my knickers to wipe it clean."
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 23:28
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Gunfight at the UK Corral
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Old 30th Nov 2019, 00:52
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"I'm the Wing Commander"
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Old 30th Nov 2019, 02:12
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This is why they stopped issuing pistols to aircrew.....
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Old 30th Nov 2019, 02:18
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Their Lordships have decided that the practice of combining Army and Air Force aircrew has resulted in a reduction in unit cohesion....
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Old 30th Nov 2019, 05:37
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The use of a backpack full of water to feed the water pistols via a hose made a water fight last just SO MUCH longer. But they needed a rag to wipe up with when the water ran out.
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Old 30th Nov 2019, 08:37
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The Pilot shows his superior spacial awareness by turning sideways to present a smaller profile.
The gunner swops his gun for a machine pistol
The referee bravely runs away
Leaving Hoskins with the protection of a small white piece of linen
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Old 30th Nov 2019, 08:40
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After a dead heat between Buster and Nutty in the Cap Comp Wensleydale decides on the only fair way to find the latest winner
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Old 30th Nov 2019, 08:43
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In the latest round of Leaders Debate, Johnson challenged Corbyn to a duel, knowing the Labour leader would not pull the trigger
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 02:50
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Thinking he had won the game Hoskins pulled off the blindfold only to discover that the rules had changed somewhat.
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 02:53
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As the King's messanger approached with the Royal Pardon Hoskins removed the blindfold only to discover it was only a dream
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 02:58
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While practicing flying blind Fritz landed and remover the blindfold only to discover he was at Manston not Calais
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 11:30
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Calling "Fox 1" when you pull the trigger is something of an overkill, Hoskins.
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 12:17
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I think the punishment for unathorised sonic boom over London is a bit harsh
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 15:20
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Man on left thinks: Win or lose, I'll have shot a hole in one of His Majesty's aircraft.
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 16:39
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Prior to Breitling watches becoming available for pilots, they just pulled their equipment out for comparison.
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Old 1st Dec 2019, 16:52
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"I'll have you know her knickers are nothing to be sniffed at"



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