Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?"
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"Hands off my front flap, Group Captain!"
Or
"Hands off my front flap, Group Captain!"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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How about it? You and me in the slit trench after Hamilton buggers off home. Just a GLIMPSE of your undercarriage - it's been a real tonic for Plummer...
Richard Burton makes a grab for Hayley Mills while some guy with a Napoleon Complex looks on....
- Ed
- Ed
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Peter, I'd like you to meet Miss York, she can out-shout RSM Brittain! Got better legs too...
Evertonian
I've never heard of this Tom Cruise, but if you think it will help sell the picture, why not eh? Now, he's this tall you say???
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"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
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"Ahhh Harvey, pop over to clothing stores will you, they called to say they wanted your knickers to make some parachutes.. or was it they had some parachutes to make your knickers... It's this war you know, it's all mixed up"
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"I'd watch out for the SWO if I was you, he's just given up smoking and can be a bit tetchy"
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"I say what.... Colditz? You should put an extra warm vest on young lady"
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"See what I mean, even in a bloody war, you get the damned Jehovah Witnesses turn up, bible under arm, preaching peace"
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"Vote to leave Europe? why would we do that, we've just landed there and are bombing the proverbial out of them"