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Old 11th Nov 2019, 22:27
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The Flab Four

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Old 12th Nov 2019, 01:30
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"You sure this is what they meant?"
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 01:33
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They've just been hit with mustard gas and are finding their way to lunch
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 08:35
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"That's phase 1 of the trial successfully completed. Phase 2 demands that we do the same, but playing in a brass band. I can't see there's going to be any difficulty there."
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 08:38
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Corporal: "I'll give you a hard day's night. Or a day's hard night. Or yesterday's tomorrow's hard night. Or --- gee, I'm confused."
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 08:44
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Yesterday

All the training seemed a waste of time
Now PR has me on its front line
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 08:48
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"Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman" is acceptable but you can't sing "get back" as we are now an inclusive organisation.
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 08:50
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Oh ho... you have the entire works of Lenin do you Pinko? I'm not familiar with this McCartney fellah though...
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 09:00
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Last orders chaps and chapwsses. Call the ball soon
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 13:12
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Mine would have been

Green Cross man is pleased all the Children cross safely
Or
AAIB Report found Hoskins landed across the Piano Keys not along them
or
After Corby's election there are NO active Military Personnel left, The Royal British Legion give up selling Poppies and seek other means of income

Honourable mentions to all that featured the Beatles back catalogue but there can only be one winner

Ascend Charlie takes the biscuit with

(Car driver) "Oi! How long you guys gonna stand on that crossing??"=left
"Until Kiltrash gets rid of this crappy photo!"

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Old 12th Nov 2019, 20:44
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mine would have been..... "at least I get to wave a pair of Section Officer Harvey's knickers"

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Old 12th Nov 2019, 21:35
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Well thankya, Mr Kiltrash.

Speaking of Ms Harvey,....
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 21:42
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Invention of the modern telescope:

1) Purpose
To prevent users from obscuring the fat end with their hand
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 21:44
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"Dot, mine are binoculars but yours is a bassoon and you put it in your mouth."
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 21:46
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I say Ethel! Looks like Ginger's handling Biggles' joystick!

That's cos you've got the telescope. With these bins it's quite obvious he's handling Biggles' matchstick...
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 21:55
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The film-stars are so fascinated with the technology they found on the beach that they've not noticed the paparazzi only feet away from them.
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 21:59
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The longer they are, the more they wobble.

Grasp it firmly, Doris!

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Old 12th Nov 2019, 22:06
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"Skiving would be a whole lot nicer if we didn't have to be on the look-out constantly."
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Old 13th Nov 2019, 00:42
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Thank God this is only practice Doris, otherwise, you'd go blind when handling the real thing!
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Old 13th Nov 2019, 00:44
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"Okay Doris, sketch this down...." - Early Paparazzi.
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