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Old 7th Nov 2019, 18:52
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
Come my Dear, let me show you my 'Big Wing"...
But I've heard you take far too long to get it up...
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 20:57
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 21:49
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"I'm going as Napoleon to the fancy dress party tonight, who are you doing"?

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Old 8th Nov 2019, 01:54
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Originally Posted by treadigraph View Post
But I've heard you take far too long to get it up...
Patience my dear, it's worth the wait...now, let me get my Barry White record...
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Old 8th Nov 2019, 07:10
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Now the war is almost over what are you going to do?
Well I may go into retail with my best friend Miss Slocombe and her pussy, said Miss Brahms,
Oh good I may as well also said Captain Peacock, how about you Mr James?

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Old 8th Nov 2019, 08:17
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So what are you doing this weekend? ..well I might pop down to the Cenotaph in London and observe Rememberance Sunday...
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Old 8th Nov 2019, 10:39
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"There seems to be some obstruction around your hips that's stopping your tunic from hanging straight. I'll just pat it down and then you'll look as good as the RAF demands."
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Old 8th Nov 2019, 11:51
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Judging tomorrow.... get them in...

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Old 8th Nov 2019, 12:04
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"BANDITS 12 o'clock low coming in fast!"
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Old 8th Nov 2019, 12:07
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"They don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring, they don't like it up 'em"
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Old 8th Nov 2019, 13:10
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Grp Cap I would like to make an official complaint.
Every time on the plotting board and I am stationed in the Rye Sector and a enemy flight is detected coming from the North over Kings Lynn, I am the WAAF designated to bend right over the table and stretch to plot their movement



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Old 9th Nov 2019, 02:20
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"Hmmmm.... I bet it would look even better in colour"
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Old 9th Nov 2019, 11:23
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Righto, time to put this one to bed ... (and no-one thought of that?)

honourable mentions to ShyTorque with "Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?".....
Kiltrash for mentioning Mrs Slocombe's pussy .....

but todays' winner the not politically correct "Nutloose" with ....... wait for it.....

"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"

Take it away Nutty ; the CST is on its' way (if UPS don't lose it)

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Old 9th Nov 2019, 14:05
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Ok I am opening it up to those that haven't won before or have had under 5-10 wins, take it away and post an image.
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 13:35
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Nutty, to keep it going and so I am disqualified from captioning, on this day of days may I offer up this.
If OK will judge on Tuesday evening as I am then off on Holiday(Football) again





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Old 10th Nov 2019, 14:08
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At least Paul is in step this time (and has his boots on).
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 15:49
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This is shite, they used to get a band to march us to work at Halton.
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 16:33
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"Hey Sarge, you sure, I could have sworn it was MOD Abbey Wood and not road that we are supposed to be at."
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 16:38
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"I don't think this is what they mean by cross dressing"
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 17:58
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