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Now the war is almost over what are you going to do?
Well I may go into retail with my best friend Miss Slocombe and her pussy, said Miss Brahms,
Oh good I may as well also said Captain Peacock, how about you Mr James?
Well I may go into retail with my best friend Miss Slocombe and her pussy, said Miss Brahms,
Oh good I may as well also said Captain Peacock, how about you Mr James?
Last edited by Kiltrash; 8th Nov 2019 at 07:39.

Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
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Grp Cap I would like to make an official complaint.
Every time on the plotting board and I am stationed in the Rye Sector and a enemy flight is detected coming from the North over Kings Lynn, I am the WAAF designated to bend right over the table and stretch to plot their movement
Every time on the plotting board and I am stationed in the Rye Sector and a enemy flight is detected coming from the North over Kings Lynn, I am the WAAF designated to bend right over the table and stretch to plot their movement

Last edited by Kiltrash; 8th Nov 2019 at 16:52.

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Righto, time to put this one to bed ... (and no-one thought of that?)
honourable mentions to ShyTorque with "Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?".....
Kiltrash for mentioning Mrs Slocombe's pussy .....
but todays' winner the not politically correct "Nutloose" with ....... wait for it.....
"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
Take it away Nutty ; the CST is on its' way (if UPS don't lose it)
ttfn
honourable mentions to ShyTorque with "Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?".....
Kiltrash for mentioning Mrs Slocombe's pussy .....
but todays' winner the not politically correct "Nutloose" with ....... wait for it.....
"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
Take it away Nutty ; the CST is on its' way (if UPS don't lose it)
ttfn
