Caption competition

[Ascend Charlie]

"The story about losing my legs in a plane crash isn't exactly true, I was in a bar one night and got a bit legless."

[Dan Gerous]

"I'm going as Napoleon to the fancy dress party tonight, who are you doing"?

"Her, hopefully"

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by treadigraph

But I've heard you take far too long to get it up...

Patience my dear, it's worth the wait...now, let me get my Barry White record...

[Kiltrash]

Now the war is almost over what are you going to do?
Well I may go into retail with my best friend Miss Slocombe and her pussy, said Miss Brahms,
Oh good I may as well also said Captain Peacock, how about you Mr James?

[Kiltrash]

So what are you doing this weekend? ..well I might pop down to the Cenotaph in London and observe Rememberance Sunday...
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[c52]

"There seems to be some obstruction around your hips that's stopping your tunic from hanging straight. I'll just pat it down and then you'll look as good as the RAF demands."

[ivor toolbox]

Judging tomorrow.... get them in...

Ttfn

[NutLoose]

"BANDITS 12 o'clock low coming in fast!"

[NutLoose]

"They don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring, they don't like it up 'em"

[Kiltrash]

Grp Cap I would like to make an official complaint.
Every time on the plotting board and I am stationed in the Rye Sector and a enemy flight is detected coming from the North over Kings Lynn, I am the WAAF designated to bend right over the table and stretch to plot their movement

[NutLoose]

"Hmmmm.... I bet it would look even better in colour"

[ivor toolbox]

Righto, time to put this one to bed ... (and no-one thought of that?)

honourable mentions to ShyTorque with "Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?".....
Kiltrash for mentioning Mrs Slocombe's pussy .....

but todays' winner the not politically correct "Nutloose" with ....... wait for it.....

"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"

Take it away Nutty ; the CST is on its' way (if UPS don't lose it)

ttfn

[NutLoose]

Ok I am opening it up to those that haven't won before or have had under 5-10 wins, take it away and post an image.

[Kiltrash]

Nutty, to keep it going and so I am disqualified from captioning, on this day of days may I offer up this.
If OK will judge on Tuesday evening as I am then off on Holiday(Football) again

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

At least Paul is in step this time (and has his boots on).

[Dan Gerous]

This is shite, they used to get a band to march us to work at Halton.

[NutLoose]

"Hey Sarge, you sure, I could have sworn it was MOD Abbey Wood and not road that we are supposed to be at."

[NutLoose]

"I don't think this is what they mean by cross dressing"

[c52]

"Where's the Navy?"

"Oh, they're underneath in a yellow submarine."

"And why, then, is the RAF not flying?"

"Ah, well, that's a long story."

[treadigraph]

Ringo? What sort of a name is that for a member of Her Majesty's Armed Forces?