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Old 4th Nov 2019, 11:16
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"They don't like it up em...."
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 12:56
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Cuts to service expenditure mean that even senior staff officers have to consider themselves in the front line.
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 13:38
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Come out Nutloose.... we know where you are.....

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Old 4th Nov 2019, 14:08
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Officer...have you any Id Madam ?
Liz.... Any coins or notes in your pocket?
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 20:14
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 21:22
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Is that how this Stig dies?
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 21:24
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Bit of a disagreement with the Ascot VAR officials
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 21:26
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The new Speaker of the House of Commons decides to move Brexit on and will not tolerate delaying tactics
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Old 4th Nov 2019, 21:51
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Judging tomorrow around 7am - last orders please ladies and gents...
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Old 5th Nov 2019, 04:54
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"Now, where is this Section Officer Harvey? She has some questions to answer about her knowledge of my son Andrew...Perhaps one should look for Andrew instead..."
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Old 5th Nov 2019, 07:25
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Lots of great entries, several regulars may find themselves heading for the tower… Herewith the results gleaned over my early morning cup of tea:

A late dash by Kiltrash secured the silver top:

The new Speaker of the House of Commons decides to move Brexit on and will not tolerate delaying tactics
Edit: I loved the reference to Jeanette Charles as well...

But the winner of the gold top and, of course, the CST is Ivor Toolbox:

Sir Ridley Scott does better than Danny Boyle when casting for next installment of 'Terminator' franchise
I believe when the photo was taken, she was singing a track by her favourite rock band:

One’s the Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Gunsight like a [email protected] beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Last edited by treadigraph; 5th Nov 2019 at 09:21.
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Old 5th Nov 2019, 12:16
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James Cameron will be rolling in his bed to think his films have been claimed by Ridley Scott who of course was responsible for the Alien series........

But hey, that's Hollywood

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Old 5th Nov 2019, 13:01
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Daily Mail Motto#
"Never spoil a good story with Facts"
Well done Ivor.... GRR
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Old 5th Nov 2019, 14:41
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Thanks all. Aviation keeping me busy today... I'll have a rummage for picture to pop up later.

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Old 6th Nov 2019, 08:39
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Caption waiting for picture
Hoskins answers the door 2 days before the Election is glad to find it is only Carol Singers
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 11:16
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Few had ever heard of Pinky and Perky's wartime service with the Special Operations Executive...
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 13:14
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"We're not Flowerpot Men. We are the Home Guard and in the name of the King I order you to respect our air-raid shelters."
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 13:53
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Bungle, Zippy and that other one in the Labour party that can't add up, knocked on my door the other day.
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 13:57
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Dianne Abbott when asked about her multicultural background replied, you know, multi, as in more than two but less than one..
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:08
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Jeremy Clarkson explores his inner vegan
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