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Old 29th Oct 2019, 10:33
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Decoy no 5 look just like me, except fatter
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 10:36
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Having successfully made it over the mountain Fat Won manages to avoid his border guards and defect to the South
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 11:14
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You ain't Tom Mix and luckily for you I ain't Tony the Pony...
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 11:48
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"How you start this thing? I say Hi-Ho Silver, awaaaaayyy, but nothing happen..."
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 11:52
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Does anybody else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends Woy Wogers and Twigger?
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Sombody tell him the word was kemosabe...

Ttfn
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 13:12
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This my new white charger... it topping up battery on my mobile phone.

or...

Confucious, he say "Yerrow tail mean horse take piss too".
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 16:05
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That's it Glorious Leader we can Photoshop out the kiddies fairground carousel and green screen in a manly horse on a snowbound winter wilderness, ready for your Christmas cards
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 17:02
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"Vewy good wide, though I seem to have lost my wope and General Chung who I was dwagging along behind.... we either need better wope or we go back to death by mortar."
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"Sowwy, it's the cold weather, i'm a little hoarse"
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 17:07
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"When i said I want a white female I can get my spurs into and wide for ever, I meant a woman.."
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 17:09
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"Ok I have finished my wide, tell them they can wepaint the gwass back to gween!"
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 17:12
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"It's an ex police horse"
"How can you tell?"
"It's got a cnut half way up its back"
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 19:25
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"Are you sure I need to 'smile', and is this near enough to what you want?"

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Old 29th Oct 2019, 19:28
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You no worry horse. This not England, we only eat dogs.
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 19:48
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"The comrade who left my gloves at home, and the comrade who economised on pockets in my coat will see me in my study after prayers tomorrow morning."
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 21:23
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"From Spaghetti Westerns to Kimchee Easterns in one lifetime", opined Clint Eastwood.

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Old 29th Oct 2019, 22:11
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I make convincing John Wayne, huh? “Don’t say it fine morning or I shoot ya”. See?
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 22:16
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Honorary commander of North Korea's 1st Cavalry Division poses in front of his troops, who have sworn to "follow him anywhere!"
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Who is for 2 pints of milk there and a little cream delivered to the front porch.
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