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Old 27th Oct 2019, 17:21
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So...Simba.... you have gotten more kills than me

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Old 27th Oct 2019, 20:56
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With typical ruthless German efficiency if Simba could walk across the wing de-icing was not required
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 20:59
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Your Mission Simba, should you accept is to Parachute into Scampton and eliminate the black labrador so the British have to cancel op Chastise as they no longer have a successful codeword
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 21:00
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To ensure the loyalty of the fighter squadron the SS recruit nasty little 5 footers
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 22:16
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"Can you get the **** out of the way, the Penguins want to take off"
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 22:30
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"I realise JG1 are known as Richthofen's Circus, but this is bloody ridiculous"
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 22:32
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"I realise JG1 are known as Richthofen's Circus, but this is bloody ridiculous"
Although to be fair, JG2 was the Richthofen Sqn............
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 00:44
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And when we get this baby up to 88mph, you'll see the fur fly!
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 07:31
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Your Radio call sign of Brown Lion does seem particularly appropriate
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 07:32
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Let me get this correct, after each mission you want to paint Wilderbeast on the engine cowling?
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 07:37
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After ONE successfull landing where the aircraft CAN be reused Von Hoskins now sets his eye on becoming a Lion Tamer. How hard can that be?
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 10:24
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Heinrich, the Squadron golf champion is faced with a nasty little four footer
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 10:26
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Having flown seventeen missions without success, the CO decides that Heinrich needs someone to show him how it's done.
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 12:03
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Although to be fair, JG2 was the Richthofen Sqn............
Ahemmm....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jagdge..._(World_War_I)
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 13:12
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Judging time tonight as I'm going away for a few days.
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 14:55
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Ahem... We are looking at a WW2 photo here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jagdgeschwader_2
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 15:50
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All cats are great hunters. This youngster has decided to take the skill to a new level by using the latest technology to pounce on her prey.

Here, she is checking the Mauser 27mm cannon before her next mission.
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 17:10
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Nutty and Wensley are having a big cat fight

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Old 28th Oct 2019, 17:17
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Nutty and Wesley are having a big cat fight
Not really - its just a discussion about timing (and I got my Flying Circus caption in first!!)
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Old 28th Oct 2019, 18:23
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"Von Werra... Where did you get that thing?"

"Bought him off a guy in a pub, said his name was 'Fluffy'"

"Not the Lion.... your hat!.... it doesn't fit"

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