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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 09:44
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Prince Harry on a solo tour announces he has just had the best yank ever.
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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 09:50
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Jeremy Corbyn reveals he has replaced Diana Abbott in his bath with a manhole cover to save water and although not as dense, it is more interesting to talk too.
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Old 22nd Oct 2019, 11:07
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Donald Trump denies ever being a friend of ...(fill in your choice of name) and Andy denies it too.
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 00:01
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Just back from Football and no sign of Andy. Time to call Open House?
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 01:12
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I dropped Andy a PM on Monday but he seems to be incomPPRuNecado just now - have you got one Kiltrash?
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 07:49
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If it's OK with the others will pop one up in a jiffy
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 08:44
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Ok May I offer up for a max 60 hour consideration


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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 09:00
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The Mike Ramsden/Roger Bacon Memorial Caption...

"Bit late on zer round out Von Hoskins..."
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 09:04
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Sir, parking on this lawn is strictly prohibited. If you do not move your... your... thing in this very instance, I am afraid I may have to fine you for it.
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 09:58
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"Don't tell him your name, Pike!"
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 10:40
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Damned Englanders. In Germany the scene of accident report would have photographs, not drawings, and we'd be in the mess by now with a stiff drink.
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 11:30
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Not a caption.. Many apologies chaps, been away and off the grid for a couple of days and look what happens...


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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 11:31
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"Well you did say to just Stuka feature in the middle of the lawn....."
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 12:51
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No Officer, we are not Germans...what gives you that idea!
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 13:32
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I don't care if you are having a 'Condor Moment' - you can't leave it here!
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 14:21
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What do you mean Sarge 'we got a pair of fokkers'?
..I can only see one and its definitely a Junkers!
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 15:34
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"This all looks a bit sketchy."
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 15:36
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"I've been sent by the RAF, they are having budget issues at the moment and have asked me to ask you if they could have their bullets back please"
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 15:37
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"So Hess, did Hitler have his arm this high?"
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Old 23rd Oct 2019, 18:06
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Houses of Parliament? Let me see, Sir, turn left at the Dog and Duck, right at Arkwright's Emporium, straight over the bridge and it's on your left. Can't miss it... oh, while you are at it would you mind dropping this on the scruffy mob in Trafalgar Square, Extinction Rebellion that's right sir, it's a bill for 21m.
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