Caption competition

[c52]

"In the unlikely event of landing on water... well, I see that half of you are already well-prepared."

[c52]

"Sorry, ladies, it's American/United/Delta policy not to allow you to fly dressed like that. Men, pick them up and take them away."

[racedo]

Air Accident Investigation of wing collapse report "Fighting between people on wing, claims of cellulite caused a fight"

[racedo]

Maverick "Goose, This is a target rich environment, even you can get laid"
Goose "I just happy for someone to talk dirty to me, Maverick"

[Penny Washers]

All those people must weigh a lot.

No wonder the wing is Boeing.

[andytug]

"I don't know sir, all I did was write 'strong vibration in starboard engine' and all of a sudden they wanted to sit there for a photo..."

[racedo]

Round 1 of the "Wanna be a hofficers wife mating ritual was in full swing".

[NutLoose]

"Ok gentlemen, toss your house keys onto the apron"

[NutLoose]

Jane realised what a bunch of sluts surrounded her when she was the only one to turn up in white.

[NutLoose]

"I know, lets play Shackleton's, Gentlemen apply external power"

[NutLoose]

FSII Female Swimsuit Icing Inhibitors being trialled

[c52]

"I know what - so that we can see the ladies' legs better, why don't we sweep the wing back at quite a sharp angle?"

And so the B-58 was invented.

[c52]

[ a politician of your choice ]: "Well, if I've got to inspect the bloody armed forces, why can't they all parade like this?"

[c52]

Applying camouflage: the men have all been walking in a pool of grey paint, while the women have been sitting in a pool of green paint.

[Buster Hyman]

The ladies, having a much better grasp of the issues, dressed as the did because they knew the effects if fatigues on a wing...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Test Pilot: There seems to be a lot of drag on the Starboard side.
Designer: Shouldn't be. They looked like real women when I checked.

[racedo]

Ah the Clintons are recruiting, Bill for a new intern for him and some military officers that Hillary can abandon.

[Kiltrash]

Many thanks everyone, many quips to tickle my fancy here and my contribution would have been
Busby Berkeley touring Musical show finally takes off
Or
In a secret mission General Doolittle attempts to throw the Japanese spies off track by pretending to form a USO Troop However on with the show.
Off to have a concegate and be back soon

[Kiltrash]

… and in first runner up we have Racedo with

Maverick "Goose, This is a target rich environment, even you can get laid"=left
Goose "I just happy for someone to talk dirty to me, Maverick"

However the winner of this round goes to C52 with

Airmen and their WAGs stage a protest after it is forbidden to paint scantily-clad women on bombers.

Take the honour C52

Those of you that have been paying attention will know I am off to Moscow so to thwart GCHQ I will be off grid for a few days, have fun without me

Hang on that's the door bell, must look outside, oh that's alright just a couple of men in black in black Mercedes , they must have the wrong door.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Hang on that's the door bell, must look outside, oh that's alright just a couple of men in black in black Mercedes , they must have the wrong door.

That'd be a pizza delivery round here...