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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 15:27
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I have looked everywhere in the planet with out success, Is Section Officer Harvey here?
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 15:32
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I still think the rescue services are not impressed being called out to your Pedalo drifting in the Village Pond
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Old 3rd Oct 2019, 23:53
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I am off the grid for a week of diving starting Saturday so I will call this one tomorrow
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 03:18
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BPF takes one last big gasp of clean fresh air before descending into the depths and the diving boat wishes him 'Good luck and stay safe'
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 08:44
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Captain, he says he's Jeremy Corbyn, let him on and he'll make all this water disappear, provide a sustainable and sumptuous supply of food, and there'll be randy maidens about. What's that Jeremy? Oh, sorry, I completely misheard the last four words, it was "me and my mate Diane Abbot"...
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 10:24
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
BPF takes one last big gasp of clean fresh air before descending into the depths and the diving boat wishes him 'Good luck and stay safe'
Bet he is going to that well know place in Ireland

https://www.muffdivingclub.ie/
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 10:26
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With fair wind and following seas.
Next stop America.
Er that will be hard as we in Loch Ness.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 10:26
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Where is Nessie as politician snacks delivered.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 12:27
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"You'll have to hang on a bit, Bond is having a shag with Domino in the back of the raft"
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 14:30
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And the winner is one I sure did not see coming

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Old 4th Oct 2019, 14:56
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I thanks you BPF the honour is accepted and please may I put up this stolen from a n other thread.

ps Judgement will be on Sun afternoon as I am off to Moscow then



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Old 4th Oct 2019, 16:05
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Don't worry about over-stressing the spar Sir, the pilots have all left their watches and wallets in the mess.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 18:08
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"How long is it going to take you men to stand straight? Can't you see the women are all crossing their legs?"
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 18:10
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"Sir, take your eyes off the ladies or one more step and you'll be slipping off the engine onto the tarmac."
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 18:45
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I think the boss is really serious about smashing the wing walking record...hold on everyone!
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 18:49
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Boeing try to come up with competition for the Twin Beach....
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 18:50
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The requirement for the B-17 called for a new Speedo....
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 18:52
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Everyone was glad once the wing glue had set and they could all go home.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:16
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Testing that the aircraft wing doesn't get too hot in the mid-day sun.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:18
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This new airline concept of taking people from place to place was taking a while to bed in, going inside was step 2.
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