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Look just put me in touch with an actress, ok looking and one that GrandMum can like, ok tolerate. Just be careful as Uncle Andy went out with an Actress once call Koo. Grandmum didn't like her acting but Granddad did and said her acting made a happy man very old !!!.
"It is indeed a tribute to one's flying skills that the aircraft survived flying into HT cables with so little damage. Just the rotors got stowed and there's a few metres of wire wrapped around the sticky-outy thing at the front."
Well actually my chopper is just like the one behind me, folded up and put away and unlikely to get a workout anytime soon....
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"Ok.... you have got my watch in the shot yes? sorry to make a fuss, but it's product placement, the wife sorted it out"
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"Well this is how Uncle Andrew described his lap dance with her"
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"So I wrapped my hands around her head and ...... ahhh well, that was another time, i'm married now.."
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"Ok, so what is the food that puts women off oral sex?...... Wedding cake... get it?..... wait.... you're not filming this are you?????"
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"Yeah, and then when we were little he used to call me "Ginger Oik" and make me warm the toilet seat for him..."
"Your brother?"
"No, my father..."
"Your brother?"
"No, my father..."
