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Old 21st Sep 2019, 19:52
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"Go and write 10 times, I MUST LEARN TO SPELL!"

TEN TIMES I MUST LERN TO SPEL
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 19:56
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers
Most of our resident wits seem to have moved over to the 'Pilot in power lines' thread, so it is time for judgement to be handed down here.The English Supreme Court is busy at the moment dealing with less important matters, so I shall have to do it for them.

I most liked the sardonic comment quoted below, so the CST goes to Buster in an unsuitably signed tanker:
Where is Buster and the CST?
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 13:53
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Honoured to have the CST returned to the special shrine I've built here.

Alas, I've been on some long shifts of late and as it'll be a little longer before the chance to put up a photo eventuates, I'd like to declare open house please.
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 16:46
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Thank you for the Open House invitation, Mr. Hyman! Here's one for our rotorhead friends:
- Ed
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 17:17
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Good God, it's pupped!

Or...

Good God, it's pooped...
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 17:28
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"Little helicopters grow big by eating other helicopters. Now, eat up your greens or I'll have to put you on the naughty step."
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 18:04
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"When I grow up I want to be a helicopter"
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 18:33
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Stop your blades rotating, they are tickling my b0llocks
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 18:40
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"I hope you've noticed my expensive new umbrella."
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 18:44
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Fergie, Princess not Sir Alex, after the success of Budgie the little helicopter produced a new book, Andrew the Helicopter Pilot that had a illicit affair and this was the result
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 18:49
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Budgie you come home this instant!!..Need the space for the coach
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 19:26
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It's for that B!rd in a B!plane woman - she's going to do a solo round-the-world helicopter flight...
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 19:28
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It's Robin and Eric's son...
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 20:32
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AMENDMENT TO REGULATIONS

DELETE: It is forbidden to fly a helicopter beneath a bridge

INSERT: It is forbidden to fly a helicopter beneath a bridge or anything resembling a bridge.
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 20:59
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R22: "I'm not coming out until that Apache's gone away..."
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 22:00
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WTF ?

Well after the last major overhaul of the Skycrane there were a few left over parts so I thought what could I do with them ?
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 22:02
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I learned about flying from that......

Don't land in the spot reserved for real helicopters !
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 22:09
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Budgie Smugglers
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 23:23
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WARNING Do not leave your chopper out in the rain
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Old 22nd Sep 2019, 23:24
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See what happens of you wash at too high a setting
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