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Old 19th Sep 2019, 06:24
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After what they wrote in Arabic on the side of the last one, frankly this is a relief...
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 07:07
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[color=right=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]This what the paint shop at Norwich should have done

وقود الديزل ممنوع التدخين[/color]
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 07:09
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...and this explains why safety critical information should be in pictorial form, (as in self assembly instructions from IKEA)
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 07:16
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Sales of Arbic have risen since it was revealed there was Diesel in it

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Old 19th Sep 2019, 08:30
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After a thorough investigation, the Volkswagen tanker was shown to only have 34,000 litres.
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 09:02
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In the event of a strike on the Airbase this is one of the safest places to hide under,
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 09:05
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Yes but is it the correct colour for the Reds display?
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 12:00
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We're going to improve the productivity of HGVs by refuelling them at 58 mph while they drive along the motorways.
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 14:56
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The paint shop supervisor pointed out Hosking's elementary mistake, He did not apply the Hazchem diamond

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Old 19th Sep 2019, 15:09
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You want this in Arabic or Farsi?
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Old 19th Sep 2019, 20:07
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"That Its needs to be It's, otherwise you've done a good enough job."
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Old 20th Sep 2019, 00:44
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Trump tweeted: "Wherever that country called Arbic is, tell them not to sell their diesel to Eye-Ran!!"
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Old 20th Sep 2019, 09:31
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"And after that IT'S there's a long pause, and the next truck says "Monty Python's Flying Circusssssss."
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 01:28
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Yes Glorious Leader and for ONLY 3Bn Won we can easily convert to a Submarine, after all is the correct shape (ish) and comes ready fuelled ,said the man from Hyundai Heavy Industries, a offshoot of Bae
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 06:25
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The man from Kemble proudly shows off what they make the chopped up Boeings into
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 10:11
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Most of our resident wits seem to have moved over to the 'Pilot in power lines' thread, so it is time for judgement to be handed down here.The English Supreme Court is busy at the moment dealing with less important matters, so I shall have to do it for them.

I most liked the sardonic comment quoted below, so the CST goes to Buster in an unsuitably signed tanker:

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
After a thorough investigation, the Volkswagen tanker was shown to only have 34,000 litres.
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 11:52
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And on the other side of the truck it reads "Now get your f-ing @ss out of my office"

(whoops, a bit slow there. Well done Buster).
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 14:40
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"This is my new arbiculated refuel truck!"
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 14:48
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Too late for me to say the signwriter was Dieselexic then?

Anyway, apologies for absence of late ... too much holiday, too little time.
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Old 21st Sep 2019, 19:52
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